A Hatred of Mondays: A bizarro horror parody novel

Meet the residents of Birdie Heights, a quiet little neighborhood. There’s proud evangelical patriot Marjorie Bolger, who loves nothing more than God and her country. Aspiring cartoonist Mike Rafferty, who’s finally met his muse. Lonesome seven-year-old Stevie Braun, who wants nothing more than a friend and a dog of his own. And dorky, milquetoast Todd Parnell, one of the most boring men alive. Their lives are about to change. Some will end. It all starts when an obese orange cat shows up. They’ll regret the day Todd took him in and named him Fillmore. Because Fillmore doesn’t just hate Mondays. He hates people.