Don't Do Anything I Would Do Essays on Dating, Divorce, and Romantic Delusions

A Memoir About Love, Heartbreak, and the Beautiful, Brutal Art of Reinvention It's giving unhinged but wise older sister energy-the one who's been through it all and is here to spill every chaotic, heart-wrenching, and hilarious detail over cocktails. At its heart, Don't Do Anything I Would Do is a memoir about love-the kind that makes you believe in fate, the kind that knocks you flat on your ass, and the kind that forces you to rebuild yourself from the ground up. It's about big love and even bigger heartbreaks. Divorce. Situationships. Love-bombing. Ghosting. Grand gestures. Gut-wrenching betrayals. Checking his location even when you swore you wouldn't. Making playlists instead of moving on. Chemistry so intense it makes you temporarily lose your mind. And the absolute disaster that is modern dating. But it's also about what happens after-when the dust settles, when the texts stop, when you're left with nothing but your own reflection and a choice: stay stuck or start over. Because following your heart doesn't always lead to the picture-perfect ending-but it will always lead you back to yourself.