Love at First Fright: A Paranormal MM Romance

History: Built 1347. 21 confirmed deaths, 37 suspected. Current owners bought it sight unseen—big mistake. Wanted: Immediate ghost removal. Renovation crew refuses to work after "flying hammer incident." The ExorSquad Team: Star employee Brad Harrington (works alone, prefers it that way) & new recruit Charlie Hayes (doesn't believe in ghosts—yet). Additional notes: Unusual EMF spikes detected near the music room. Recon team reported "aggressive 90s alternative rock" playing at 3am. Black smudges appearing on bathroom mirrors—appears to be eyeliner. I'm broke, I'm desperate, and I've just signed up with ExorSquad—a ghost-busting company that's definitely conning vulnerable people out of their life savings. But hey, minimum wage is minimum wage, even when it means spending multiple nights in a crumbling Georgian manor with my new colleague Brad, a complete tosser. The job's simple: pretend to clear out the ghosts, collect our fee, go home. Easy, right?