After HoursSeason 12010 · 12 episodesEpisodes1Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly HorrifyingCracked's best writers highlight the disturbing logical implications of Back to the Future. Incest, suspected infedelity, rape, danger sluts, Calvin Kline, and white people started black history. Also, you ladies might want to stay away from Chuck Berry's restroom.25 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to AttendThink your high school sucked? Try attending one of these..3Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?You should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.4Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly TerrifyingSeriously? You don't feel the need to let those of us with nuclear weapons in on the dark wizard threatening to end the world?5How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed YouLike "The Wire," but everyone's Omar.6Which Ninja Turtle Are You?: Life's Most Important QuestionIn the wake of the astrological sign changes, a brand new episode of After Hours asks, "Wouldn't it be easier to just follow the astrology of the Ninja Turtles?"7Why 'Star Wars' Is Secretly Terrifying for WomenA brand spanking new episode of After Hours where we discuss women's rights, but only in a galaxy far far away.8Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with VampiresAt some point vampires went from monster to sex symbol. We explain why.9Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for GothamBruce Wayne could probably be prosecuted for his work as Wayne Enterprises CEO. And it's all so he can fight crime less efficiently than the police.10The Best Superpower (Is Not What You Think)You only get one super power. Choose wisely.114 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate UniversesIf you could live in any TV commercial universe, which would you pick? Choose wisely.124 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie MonstersA brand new After Hours gets to the heart of why you wet the bed until you were eleven.Season 2Season 3Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 7
