Season 3

1972 · 24 episodes

Episodes

1Archie and the EditorialAfter he rails against gun control in a TV editorial. Archie meets his two biggest supporters -a pair of stickup artist who rob him at gunpoint.
2Archie's FraudArchie is audited by the IRS after he fails to report income he made driving Munson's taxicab.
3The ThreatArchie can barely contain himself when the attractive young wife of an old army buddy spends an eventful night in the Bunker's household.
4Gloria and the RiddleGloria tests Mike and Archie's male chauvinism with a riddle that stumps the men but is easily answer by Edith.
5Lionel Steps OutArchie is aghast to find out that his visiting niece plans to go out dancing with Lionel Jefferson.
6Edith Flips Her WigEdith is worried she may be a kleptomaniac after she absent-mindedly takes a wig from a department store.
7The Bunkers and the SwingersEdith unwillingly invites a pair of wife-swapping swingers to dinner when she responds to a newspaper ad for pen pals.
8Mike Comes Into MoneyMike sparks the latest family feud when he donates two hundred dollars to George McGovern's presidential campaign instead of paying Archie for room and board.
9Flashback: Mike and Gloria's Wedding (1)On the Stivics' second anniversary, the family recalls the comedy of errors that transpired on their wedding day.
10Flashback: Mike and Gloria's Wedding (2)The Stivics' wedding is jeopardized when Michael's uncle insists, over Archie's virulent objections, that the marriage be performed by a Catholic priest.
11Mike's AppendixMike's emergency appendectomy precipitates an argument between Archie and Gloria regarding the proficiency of women doctors.
12Edith's Winning TicketWhen Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, Archie hits the roof, claiming she was wasting money. However, Archie's attitude quickly changes when the family discovers one of the tickets is a winner; but there is a catch; Edith claims the tickets don't belong to her.
13Archie and the Bowling TeamArchie is ecstatic when, after waiting six years, there finally is an opening on the most prestigious bowling team, the Cannonballers, and he is asked to try out.
14The LocketEdith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Confident of getting the insurance money, Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim.
15Archie in the Hospital (aka Archie Goes to the Hospital)Archie befriends the other patient in his semiprivate room, unaware that he's black.
16Oh Say Can You SeeMiddle-aged Archie can only envy the eternally youthful outlook of his friend and contemporary Bill Mulholern. He is especially impressed that the toupeed, flashily garbed Bill has managed to attract a sexy young bedmate named Tina. But by episode's end, Archie is made to realize how lucky he is to be spending his declining years with a loving wife like Edith.
17Archie Goes Too FarEdith and Gloria end the latest family brawl when they storm out of the house to spend the night on their own.
18Class ReunionArchie refuses to tag along to Edith's thirtieth high school reunion-- until he finds out that one of her beaus will be attending.
19Hot WatchArchie buys an expensive watch of dubious pedigree and soon becomes paranoid that it's stolen. When it breaks, he has to find a jeweler who'll fix it with no questions asked.
20Archie is BrandedArchie wakes up to find a swastika painted on his front door.
21Everybody Tells the TruthIt's -Rashomon-Bunker-style when the family recounts vastly different versions of the same disastrous encounter with a pair of handyman in the Bunker kitchen.
22Archie Learns His LessonArchie attends night-school classes to qualify for a high school diploma
23Gloria, the VictimAfter an attempted sexual assault. Gloria turns to the family for guidance as she suffers through the legal aftermath of reporting the crime.
24The Battle of the MonthIn a foul mood, Gloria lambastes Edith for her constant acquiescence to Archie's whims.