Cow and ChickenSeason 11997 · 39 episodesEpisodes1Field Trip to Folsom PrisonOn a field trip to the penitentiary, Chicken switches places with a hardened criminal named Red.2The Girl's BathroomChicken, Flem and Earl are fascinated by the girls' bathroom.3This Bridge, Not Weasel BridgeI.M. Weasel must complete the trans Atlantic Bridge.4Supermodel CowAt the mall, Cow gets noticed by a fashion photographer from Vague Magazine. Her bovine looks become the latest fad.5Part-Time JobCow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides to get a part-time job too, and is refered to the Chicken farm as a ""temporary employee"".6I.R. on SunI.R. is jealous of I.M. Weasel being the first on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus. But then NASA tells I.R. that he can become the first on the sun, and I.R. readily accepts the job. This creates quite the challenge for I.M...7Alive!Cow and her babysitter accidentally get stuck up on the roof.8Who is Super Cow?Red Guy is trying to know the secret identity of Supercow.9Deep Sea TourBathysphere operator I.R. Baboon takes children on a deep sea tour.10ConfusedMom and Dad send Cow and Chicken to military school to teach them discipline, but are appalled when they return as iron-minded machines.11The Molting FairyChicken starts molting, and is convinced that he'll get a dollar for every feather by the molting fairy. Chicken adds it up to $700, and decides to start an I.O.U. system at the carnival.12I.R. GentlemansIt's discovered that I.R. is the king of the kingdom of Yurp, so Weasel must turn him into a gentleman.13The Ugliest Weenie - Part OneCow writes a play called The Ugliest Weenie, -- a sad tale about an ugly, deformed weenie in a pack of otherwise beautiful weenies (hotdogs).14I Are Big StarI.R. will do anything to get Weasel's role on his last movie.15The Ugliest Weenie - EpiloguePicking up where the last episode left off, the night the play begins, the cast and crew learn that Flem has been struck with chicken-pocks, so Chicken gets the role, while Cow is the new leading lady, since Wee Wee caught the pocks too. The play goes on, and all the weenies cast out the Ugliest Weenie, but soon learn that ugly is good, because it means that he won't get bar-b-qued, and eaten.16Crash Dive!Chicken builds a submarine out of odd pieces of wood he finds lying around.17Happy MeatChicken is sick of the cafeteria's food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular.18Power of OdorI.R. starts his own pig farm, covering the whole town with an awful stench.19School BullyWhen a new bully comes to town, Chicken and his friends become nostalgic for their old school bully.20Time MachineCow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red Guy introduces them to the primortial soup. But when Cow accidentally drops her quarter into it, everyone in the present time has quarters for heads. Cow and Chicken must go back into time again to stop her.21Ping Pong at SeaWeasel is going to face a human in a ping-pong duel. A jealous I.R. tells the human that he's won a trip, so I.R. can duel Weasel himself.22Orthodontic PoliceDad is pulled over by a cop, who discovers Cow and Chicken have crooked teeth and slaps braces on them.23The Cow with Four Eyes!Chicken misreads the eye chart and gets a thick pair of glasses.24Disease FiestaI.M. Weasel is searching for the cure of Athlete's Face.25Cow's Instincts... Don't It?Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and the military. She soon learns that she is supposed to herd with other cows, so she does, but soon dislikes it when all the other cows do nothing but stand and eat grass.26Ballerina Cow27I.R. Plant LifeI.R. falls in love with a flower he has grown.28Chicken's First KissA game of "Capture the Boys" in the playground leads to unexpected romance for Chicken, ultimately resulting in marriage.29Squirt the DaisiesCow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises.30I Am AmbassadorTwo dudes take a group of beavers hostage and Weasel must save them.31Lawnmower ChickenChicken thinks he's found a good way to earn extra cash - by mowing old man Devlin's yard.32Cow Loves PilesCow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapaulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him.33Law of GravityI.R. destroys the Law of Gravity.34Space CowCow and Chicken both win a contest that allows them to spend a day in the career of their choice.35The Legend of SailCatFlem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.36Happy Baboon HolidaysIt's Christmas and I.R.'s family pays a visit. But when they go to Weasel's house instead, I.R. vows to ruin Christmas.37Head Hunting in OregonMom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation to Oregon to see some real headhunters.38The King and Queen of CheeseCow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.39I. ArchitectAn accident causes Weasel and I.R. to drop their brains.Season 2Season 3Season 4
