Season 2

2003 · 30 episodes

Episodes

1Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah SilvermanElmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.
2Wanda Sykes & Robert SchimmelSpoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.
3Snoop Dogg & Kevin NealonGuest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.
4Jeff Garlin & Gilbert GottfriedGeorge Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.
5Fred Armisen & Kevin NealonHadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key. And Special Ed calls a farm to tell them knock knock jokes but just pisses one of the farmers off.
6Wanda Sykes & Bobcat GoldthwaitGladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
7Adam Carolla & Jim FlorentineA blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.
8Adam Carolla & Dr. Drew PinskyBobby Fletcher calls a country store to complain about expired grape soda that keeps making him belch. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.
9Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan GrierElmer calls about a gay cruise.
10Fred Armisen & Sarah SilvermanHadassah Calls a Landfill, Chip calls a hardware store, Kevin and Katie call a bowling alley, Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Helen Higgins Calls an Art School, Bobby Fletcher wants to join the Peace Corps.
11Jeff Goldblum & Fred ArmisenTerrence Catheter calls trying to book an appearance for JK Rowling, Ed wants to go to a ball game, Professor Fermstein calls a coed, David orders flowers, Birchum calls with a warning, Chip calls taco bell acting like he’s from the corporate office.
12Wanda Sykes & Kevin NealonGladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can’t speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in the restroom.
13David Cross & Jeff GarlinBirchum expresses his feelings on female police officers, Hadassah wants to conceive, Ed peed in the pool, Jeff needs a new job, Kevin gets help with his homework, Cammie Has Some Questions.
14Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert GottfriedBobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.
15David Alan Grier & Super Dave OsborneTerence Catheter calls looking for a stalker for his client George Wendt, Tony Deloge is trying to get a free meal, Birchum's Uncle died, Cammie's been having encounters with the paranormal, A store manager calls a retirement home, Ed calls a library.
16Robert Smigel & Adam CarollaElmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd citation, Adam and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners, Gladys calls a store.
17David Alan Grier & Jeff GarlinBirchum needs kids to work around the house, Cammie wants a deal on a rental car, Special Ed likes Donkey Kong, Helen Higgins calls about a film she dropped off, Jeff calls looking for a toy, Concierge gives wake up calls to random hotel room, Danny needs an engagement ring.
18Jimmy Kimmel & Adam CarollaElmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some concerns about her son, and Tony Deloge books a speaking engagement,
19Bob Odenkirk & Fred ArmisenNiles Standish calls about a new hobby, Samir is throwing a party, Clay calls looking for a gift for his girlfriend, Terence needs a new pair of boots for Hall and Oates, Cammie calls a Gynecologist's office.
20Jim Florentine & Kathy GriffinSonny calls delivering a singing phone-a-gram, Katie wants a credit card, Bobby Fletcher calls a retirement home looking for acting talent, Asha gets an unexpected delivery, Elmer plans a reunion., Maria calls about getting some plastic surgery for her 11 year old daughter, Ed calls a man asking if he knows any special people.
21Eminem & Sarah SilvermanHadassah has a problem with her new toy, The Concierge conducts a survey, Danny has questions about child birth, Katie needs help with her book report, Bobby calls to make a reservation for his family, and Elmer's Son tries to make a secret phone call.
22Kevin Nealon & Wanda SykesBobby needs a locksmith, Gladys calls a breast feeding expert, Terrence needs help with his new boss, Ken calls wanting to hire a bodyguard, Cammie teaches teens about Sex, Ray needs some language lessons.
23Jamie Kennedy & David Alan GrierBirchum calls a Private Investigator,Wally Calls an Exterminator, Stompie Wants to have fun, Hadassah gets a new job.
24Wanda Sykes & Kevin NealonNiles calls with a complaint, Jack wants to buy a used car, Gladys wrestles with doing the right thing, Kevin wants a new playmate, Theo calls hoping to adopt some kittens.
25Adam Carolla & David Alan GrierTobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.
26Eminem & Jeff GoldblumJeff plans a surprise, Cammie learns about Judaism, Marshall calls about a tattoo, Nick needs help with his kid, Sonny Tanning calls a High School Principal, Haddasah wants to learn a trade, Viva Eduardo Especial!
27Seth Green & Jamie KennedyBirchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a safety concern, Travis needs some clothes for his Wife, and Ezekiel Magoo takes a stand.
28Wanda Sykes & Adam CarollaGladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobby needs a new job, Foreign guy books a Cruise, Vote for Tony Deloge, and a Prank Call Blooper.
29Kevin Nealon & Sarah SilvermanKen calls a paper with breaking news, Tab wants to hypnotize his Grandmother, Hadassah's having a Baby, Ed calls a Restaurant, Cammie wants to learn magic, and Terrence wants to buy some dolls for Demie.
30Jimmy Kimmel & Fred ArmisenKatie's having a party, Terrence is looking for new artwork, Sonny Tanning delivers a singing Phone-O-Gram, Birchum needs some able bodies, Chip Le Las Comiquitas, Bobby wants to lose some weight, and Hadassah desperately needs a Plumber.