Season 1

2012 · 15 episodes

"Deep Space 69: Unrated and Fully Unfurled" chronicles the misadventures of a transport ship in outer space led by Jay and his co-captain Hamilton.

1Dictator ShipJay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
2Looking for Love in Alderaan PlacesJay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
3The Crotch HuggerJay has a hard choice deciding between two species.
4ShipphylisThe OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
5License to BoneThe only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.
6The Legend of Bronze JohnsonJay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
7Blade JoggerJay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
8Sirens of TetonsJay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
9Femalien FataleThe OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
10Pride and Predator JuiceJay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.
11She Was a Lady PlanetThe OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
12HermanHamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
13The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
14The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
15The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.

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