DiRestaDiRestaSeason 11998 · 17 episodesEpisodes1PilotJohn volunteers to work nights in order to afford to send his daughter to an exclusive kindergarten, but the change throws his home life into turmoil.2John Kisses Some ...John mouths off at Sgt. Kazmerek in front of two recruits, losing vacation time that Kate was looking forward to. But he can get it back if he helps Kazmerek get a commendation.3Public Enema No. 1John decides to take up an offer of optional life insurance that promises a large payoff, and then finds out he must have a colonoscopy -- which first requires an enema.4Walk on the Feminine SideJohn's co-workers make fun of Dakota in his Arabian princess costume on Halloween.5Heavy MedalDiResta is in line for a Medal of Honor when he foils a robbery on the subway by whacking the perp with a sub sandwich. However, the man he saved is a two-timing city councilman.6Romeo and Juliet were LuckyJohn and Kate start bickering ""like an old married couple,"" so they decide to send the kids away to their aunt's and take a romantic afternoon – except there isn't much romance...7Cookin' with GasJohn convinces Cal to sell Kate's home-made chili at the diner, which turns into a full-time job for Kate and additional domestic duties for John.8ThanksgivingSgt. Kazmerek is even crankier than usual and ends up having Thanksgiving dinner at the DiResta household, where John realizes they actually have a few things in common.9The KidDiResta is put in charge of supervising a young graffiti artist while he scrubs his work from the subway, but the kid's father doesn't show up to get him and John ends up baby-sitting.10Your Daddy Don't DanceJohn works as a security guard at a heavy-metal concert featuring an artist from his youth -- but his chance to see his onetime idol doesn't pan out the way he hoped.11One Wedding and a FuneralThe DiRestas offer to host Tully and Amanda's wedding, but the bride's family is rather snooty; meanwhile, John finds a dead transit cop---under his kitchen sink.12The TorchA cat fight ensues when John's old girlfriend Wendy shows up unexpectedly.13Viagra FallsJohn and Kazmerek plot their own operation to catch a drug dealer; Vic gets arrested for selling Viagra.14Half a Million ClamsJohn and Kate get a glimpse of the high life after John's quick actions save the president of a major retail establishment.15Slam Dunkin DunutsJohn and his father compete in a battle of the bulge to see who can slim down faster; Kate tries not to get strong-armed into running the church potluck.16Kate's Mom17The Sergeant's Test