DistractibleSeason 42024 · 101 episodesMark, Bob, and Wade learn to follow the rules...sometimesMoreEpisodes1This Is Our Roman EmpireAI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.2It's Okay, We're EngineersThis episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.3Games Are Getting OlderTime makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.4We Are The Main CharacterAre we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.5Tear Down These BallsIn a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.6PantsMark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.7How To Milk Your DinosaurOpen the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.8PowerWith great power, comes great Distractibility.9Old Is AwesomeIt's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.10No Topic Left BeefComing to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.11Wrong Answers OnlyMark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.12Do You Fear Death-uh?Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.13The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen Or Heard EverWe've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.14Cake Or AI?Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.15Cake Or AI TooStill technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.16Chugging Hot Tub WaterGrab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.17Uplifting Children's StoriesOnce upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.18The Cursed ManIs Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.19Bad Or WorseWhat could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.20At Least 20 QuestionsBob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.2120 More Questions (At Least)Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!22Animal NoisesOld Mark-plier had a farm. E.23There Is No ExcuseThere is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...24It's Over, It's DoneWade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.251000 Hour EnergyMark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.26World Wade SupremacyTHEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*27Naming 100 Women100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.28My Body Betrayed MeWade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.29Two Truths And A LieMust... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!30Shotgun RouletteSo it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.31The Inaugural Boat EpisodeCaptain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.32We Should Buy A Movie Theater!Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!33The Room Where It HappenedThe guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)34We Might Have Started The FireWade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.3520 Easy QuestionsBob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.36It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!37Best Of Times, Worst Of TimesThe guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.38Saving You MoneyBecause the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com39The Dumb Of HumanityI stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.40Sorry For My SingingBob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.41Red 40, Set Hut!Red red dye, goes to Mark's head.42A Special Message For Our ListenersWade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.43Glauber SaltThis salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.44Theater Of The MindThe inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...45Tongue TwistersDistracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.46Worm LoveWould you still love Distractible if it was a worm?47The Last Great DebateBob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.48Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.49Big Or Small (Part 2)The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?50Get More StupiderStupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.51On SuccessBob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.52The Dumb Of IntrovertsPlease don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.53Mark's Secret WordsStep aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...54We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.55Conspiracy. CHANGE!Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.56Bob's Secret WordsStep aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...57Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!58TalentWade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.59WikiHow About Now?Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.60Nah, I'd WinIt's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.61The Episode You Can TasteThis episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.62All NightersWe learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.63The Most Cursed MomentsWith the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.64What Song Do You See?Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.65Try New ThingsThe dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.66Get More Stupider (Part 2)"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"67Parlor GamesIt's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.68QUITTER!You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.69Two Sentence Horror StoriesBoo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.70More Villain AwardsIs the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?71Never Hug Your TeacherMark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.72Definitely Real ThingsThe guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.73Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?74Edutainment!Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.75Get Mad LibsWade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.76Wade Is SoppingBob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.77The Election EpisodeDistractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.78Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.79Florida or No Florida?Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.80Wade For PresidentTogether, we can Make America Wade Again!81Top 10 ThingsMark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.82Bob's Fridge (Part 2)There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.83The Cost Is CorrectIf you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”84Mark of TheseusHave you heard of the Mark of Theseus?85What's Wrong With Video Games?Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!86[Insert Topic Here][Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]87Merry Christmas, Bob!Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.88New Year, Old UsThree! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...89Does Order Matters?New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.90Time and StuffIt's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.91The Distractible ParadoxThere is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.92Where Am I?!Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...93Knives, Fire, and Pickup TrucksAs the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.94There's An Easter Egg At 43:51Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.95Order Matters TooWelcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.96More Broken NewsWade gets himself canceled.97Big Dog EnergyNo animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.98Acronyms, But BetterDudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)99WordPad BrokeAll of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.100Mark Prepared For ThisCloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!101The Council of Distractible (Part 2)The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."Season 1Season 2Season 3Season 5Season 6
