Season 3

2009 · 8 episodes

Episodes

1Pussy Killer, Killer PussyGigi decides life with Duff isn’t everything she was looking for and returns to Hollywood—just in time for a funeral. Following the funeral of a Hollywood movie producer, disrupted by flatulence and laughter, Gigi auditions for the role of Princess Zethronon in the sci-fi series Star Space League. Although it proves to be a humiliating experience, producers insist she’s a natural and offer her the role. Gigi decides that a season on the series will afford her the opportunity to take six months off to write something she believes in. Stella, still reeling from the producer’s untimely departure, is subjected to questioning by detectives investigating the cause of his death. Rick receives the script for the Pulitzer winning A Tale of Two Seamen; an adaptation which Gigi insists, could bring him an Oscar. Meanwhile, Livia is still crushing on Roxy whose pre-op transsexual ex-husband Paul moved to New York with their daughter Sasha—but does Roxy have something to share with Paul that just might change his mind?
2Mumble JumbleRick drags an unwilling Gigi to dinner with a famous director where a grave misunderstanding seems to be the main course. Gigi, whose role as Princess Zethronon has had her seated on a block of ice for hours on end, is ill and less than thrilled to accompany Rick to dinner with A Tale of Two Seamen director Pedro Davidd. The acclaimed director wants to ensure Rick will be able to play a convincing gay man. Pedro mumbles his way through the dinner and they leave “with an understanding” though neither Gigi or Rick understood everything Pedro said. The following day Gigi has taken to her bed when Pedro drops by her home. When he comes out of her bathroom naked, Gigi is quick to explain she could never betray her ‘boyfriend’ Rick, but soon costs Rick the starring role when she accuses the sensitive Pedro of mumbling. Livid, Rick is forced to take matters into his own hands to win it back. Stella sees some nudity of her own when Detective Ronaldson pays an off-duty visit bearing flowers. Getting to know one another over a glass of wine soon turns into “the hottest date ever,” as she tells Gigi the following day. And Roxy, convinced she’s pregnant with Paul’s baby, shares the news with Livia who is at a producers’ conference in Telluride. Crushed, Livia drowns her sorrows in drink and ends up in a tryst.
3Pirate VirginGigi reunites with her high school sweetheart as her series premieres—will Gigi become a sci-fi icon? Gigi is reunited with her high school sweetheart by chance and makes an unexpected discovery about him. Stella is thrilled to land a series of acting jobs until she finds out why she was cast. Rick starts to fall for his co-star Jake Jakes and is happily surprised when he discovers Jake is not the man Rick thought he was. Liviais stunned to discover her recent meltdowns are due to a moment of uncharacteristic weakness. And Roxy gets a taste of her newfound freedom, adult-style.
4Alien vs. AlienGigi reunites with her high school sweetheart as her series premieres—will Gigi become a sci-fi icon? Gigi is reunited with her high school sweetheart by chance and makes an unexpected discovery about him. Stella is thrilled to land a series of acting jobs until she finds out why she was cast. Rick starts to fall for his co-star Jake Jakes and is happily surprised when he discovers Jake is not the man Rick thought he was. Liviais stunned to discover her recent meltdowns are due to a moment of uncharacteristic weakness. And Roxy gets a taste of her newfound freedom, adult-style.
5Mile High Baby ClubSingle and unemployed, Gigi is driven out of Hollywood by the seemingly perfect lives of her friends. She heads to Buenos Aires to focus on her writing, a move that just might change her life! Following the sci-fi convention, Gigi finds herself single and dethroned having been fired from the series for mingling with another species! Depressed, she’s thrilled to accept Roxy and Livia’s party invitation—until she finds herself in the middle of a baby shower surrounded by mothers! Discouraged, she seeks solace at Rick’s only to find him head-over-heels in love with a serious acting role to boot. Stella is too busy with the detective to notice Gigi’s unhappiness. Taking matters into her own hands, Gigi decides to head to Buenos Aires—flying first-class thanks to a little white lie— to focus on her writing, meeting a man who just might change her life along the way.
6Double BeardThe premiere party for Rick’s film is a Hollywood who’s-who and Gigi, of course, attends on Rick’s arm, but the evening’s antics could jeopardize both of their careers. Gigi’s star is on the rise following her encounter with producer Mr. Bill Wright on the way to Buenos Aires. With a pilot in play, she agrees to beard Rick at the Hollywood premiere party for his film A Tale of Two Seamen but both his heterosexuality and “Gigiwood” are placed in jeopardy when events at the party, where Stella beards Livia, get out of control. Uninvited, Roxy’s ealousy takes her to a place she's never gone before.
7Handicap HummerGigi takes Halifax by storm when she arrives to shoot the pilot for her series. Welcome to “Gigiwood” in Halifax, Nova Scotia! Gigi heads to Halifax to shoot the pilot for her series, despite the fact that the gang isn’t thrilled with her portrayal of them. Embracing the experience, Gigi is quick to bond with her crew—especially Terry, the hunky stunt co-coordinator. But when he gives her the cold shoulder following their gettogether, costume designer Dora sets her straight on Terry’s story. Meanwhile, back in Hollywood, Roxy and Livia take their relationship in stride—leading them all the way to the doctor who has strict orders for the duo. From afar, Stella continues to lobby to be cast as herself in Gigi’s series despite the fact that Mr. Wright thinks she’s all wrong. In helping Stella prepare her audition tape, Rick decides he’s going to “come out”—but the reaction he receives isn’t quite what he had imagined and his position in the race for an Oscar is jeopardized, along with his relationship with Jake.
8GigiwoodThe gang surprises Gigi in Halifax—in more ways than one! When Rick fails to receive a much-expected Oscar nomination, the gang heads to Halifax to surprise Gigi who has been slapped with a sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuit. Poor Gigi, she’s also been fighting Mr. Wright’s decisions every step of the way. Didn’t he promise her he’d help her make a pilot she’d be proud of? Then why is he insisting on casting a Scotsman named Seamus McPhee to play Miguel, a Latino gangbanger? But the gang’s all here and she’s thrilled. After meeting their “doubles,” Rick is quick to give fake Rick some pointers and Stella has some moves of her own. It’s Livia’s jealousy that rears its head after she spots Roxy flirting with her double, that is until her contractions begin and the baby is born! But it’s Mr. Wright’s delivery that really rocks Gigi’s world.