Flute and Kang butt heads over Flute's relationship with Kang's Great Great... Great Granddaughter. After a bomb threat is called on Grimsburg's annual Virgin Pageant, the Grimsburg PD need to have a man on the inside and have Summers pose as a contestant. Wynona, a former winner, coaches him a la Miss Congeniality.

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