InfomercialsSeason 12009 · 48 episodesEpisodes1Paid Programming: Icelandic UltrablueDon't be stupid: you will buy these products.2Dangerously Delicious: Paid AdvertisementAn infomercial parody for Aziz Ansari Stand-Up Comedy special, "Dangerously Delicious".3The NTSF:SD:SUV:HISS InfomercialTrent introduces a new iPhone app to help identify potential terrorists. Guest stars: Adam Pally, Lennon Parham. This special was also aired as part of NTSF:SD:SUV.4Swords, Knives, Very Sharp Objects and CutleryA late-night collectible knife and sword show goes horribly wrong. Like, really, really wrong.5BroomshakalakaDenny Boffa wants to save viewers time with his new invention: an all-in-one multi-purpose broom tool called the Broomshakalaka. But when things go violently wrong on set, Denny is the one running out of time.6For-Profit Online UniversityThe Fastest Growing College on the Internet! Join Now, Print Your Degree Today and Come Profit With Us!7Live Forever as You Are Now with Alan ResnickA hot young tech wizard, Alan Resnick, takes you through his 4 step program for creating your own digital avatar. He shares his personal experiences of popularity, immortality, and having it all.8FartcopterIt's a remote-controlled helicopter that also makes a farting noise, like a flying whoopee cushion. The infomercial is hosted by a young, fast-talking, super-enthused kid who shows all the hilarious ways fartcopter can be used to make your friends laugh. Oh, and also if you switch fartcopter to DRONE mode, it becomes a military-grade killing machine. Kids love that too!9The Salad MixxxerIn a 1960s-era informercial for an electric vibrating salad tossing device that, unbeknownst to the host, might have a dual purpose.10Alpha ChowInventor Kent Ross introduces his newest dietary supplement that increases muscle growth, sex drive, and intelligence... in dogs!11Goth FitnessA popular fitness couple abandons typical fad systems and introduce their new program based on ancient spells and gothic rituals.12Too Many CooksA series of montages that parodies the introductory title sequences of generic 70s, 80s and 90s TV shows of various genres slowly turns into an absurdist meta slasher and then the parody becomes even weirder.13The Newbridge Tourism Board Presents: "We're Newbridge, We're Comin' to Get Ya!"An informative look at the city that was the capital of the US for just one day.14In Search of Miracle ManIn Search of Miracle Man asks viewers to join their cult’s quest to find a mystical being roaming the world performing really cool miracles.15Smart PipeEverything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity.16Book of ChristIn this special, three experts explore the newly-discovered Book of Christ, the first and only book of the Bible written by Jesus himself.17Frank Pierre Presents: "The Frank Pierre Resort & Casino"Billionaire Frank Pierre takes you on a tour of his brand new Hotel and Casino.18Unedited Footage of a BearThis is unedited raw footage of a bear I filmed with my cell phone. I'm not sure what kind of bear this is.19This House Has People in ItEvent from account 00473: Subject 3 prone on kitchen floor. ABSurveillanceSolutions.com20Joe Pera Talks You to SleepJoe Pera makes an honest attempt to talk you to sleep using mild jokes and low-key stories.21Big GramsThis double length animated music video for Adult Swim features Big Grams' "Born to Shine" and "Run for Your Life". The video transforms Big Boi, Sarah & Josh (along with Killer Mike and El-P from Run the Jewels) into characters that face all manner of vices and threats from gambling to a group of threatening leprechauns.22M.O.P.Z.A janitor creates a robot to do his work for him.23Gigglefudge, U.S.A.Paul Reubens introduces a series of home videos progressively less appropriate for a certain other TV show.24Giles VanderhootRehabilitationamalist Giles Vanderhoot introduces his new method of Personal Counselling, Rehabilitation, and Treatment.25Live at the Necropolis: Lords of SynthIn this recently-unearthed concert tape from 1986, three legendary synth performers compete in a cosmic battle for synth domination.26NewsHitsHorrible news bloopers from 'Your 7 News' that should not be aired27MulchtownThree stories from Mulchtown: a man has frog problems; snacks are found; police arrest a worm.28Check it Out! with Scott ClamScott and David discuss trains.29The Suplex Duplex ComplexA neighboring pair of wrestling tag teams learn the downsides of life without a landlord.30Wet ShapesWet Shapes are America's most beloved friend and pet but they're under attack by Wet Shapes Degenerative Disease. Join us in a telethon to fund the cure.31Innovation Makers: The Coyote SuitDocu-series profiling American ingenuity.32A Message from the FutureThe following is a very important announcement that will affect all people of earth.33Cool Dad - Official TrailerDreambow Entertainment Home Video presents "Cool Dad" and other fun fantasy-comedies for the whole family coming soon to videocassette!34DayworldDayworld explores the complex relationship between best friends Day and Dole; after Day's comedy video of Dole unexpectedly goes viral, the friends are forced to quickly learn about themselves and each other.35Final Deployment 4: Queen Battle WalkthroughTips and tricks on how to beat the alien queen boss battle in "Final Deployment 4" (Multi-platform) as well as the "Homecoming" DLC.36Food: The Source of LifeA carrot takes a dark and surprising journey as it makes its way from a country farm to an upscale restaurant. Food this fresh comes at a cost.37Pervert EverythingWhen you thought nothing could get worse now Lorelei Ramirez makes everything perverted.38FlayawayWant to become hotter? Sarah Squirm presents a revolutionary new cosmetic procedure that will leave you breathless, and ga-ga-ga-gorgeous!39When Panties FlyA video exploring the existential meaning of panties in modern life. It'll make people be more gentle with their panties the next time they wash it.40PiggyA Silicon Valley mega-corporation beta tests its first genetically engineered employee.41Skeleton LandlordAfter two hip young tenants fail to pay their rent 12 months in a row, Skeleton pays them a visit and quickly realizes his need to appear cool vastly outweighs his desire for rent money.42WormholesBen goes down a late-night internet wormhole of bad advice and growing neuroses.4311 Minute Whambam 90s Ride!Tune in for the best workout of your life! Lead by world-renowned fitness and spinning instructor Tay Tay Mac, you’ll burn calories and have a blast in this intense and rewarding 11 minute stationary bike workout! Transformation and perspiration through SPINSPERATION!44A Life In Questions: Wisdom School with Aaron ChenWhen the legendary interviewer Aaron Chen was 9, he stole a microphone and conducted his first on the street vox-pop. 2000 chinwags and 3000 chats later, the Wisdom School adult learning platform.45Rate the CookieA game show where Jo Firestone sets up a cookie tasting in a parking lot to try to make friends. Contestants must ultimately decide between a friendship and $50 cash.46Danny KetchupAction. In this latest installment of the blockbuster movie franchise, super agent Danny Ketchup must save the world from terrorists who have developed a Supergun with bullets the size of Washington, D.C. With Danielle Pepperjack, and Paran Thakur as Milton Horseradish.47Adult Swim Yule LogWhat starts as a simple yule log feed devolves into a surrealist nightmare, as a couple and a group of podcasters spend the night in a double-booked cabin that is secretly occupied by evil and murderous forces.48Adult Swim Yule Log 2: Branchin' OutZoe flees to another country after surviving previous horrors, but the murder log has travel plans of its own.
