Season 2

2012 · 26 episodes

Episodes

1The WhiningThe Ross kids become concerned that history is repeating itself after a scary old doorman tells them a building legend about a nanny who did “something terrible” to the kids in her care on Halloween. Meanwhile, Jessie and Tony work together to crash an exclusive Halloween party so Jessie can give her short story to a famous magazine editor.
2Green-Eyed MonstersJessie joins a comedy improv class and Tony goes to embarrassing lengths to prove his love for Jessie. Meanwhile, Ravi recruits Zuri to help him babysit Mrs. Kipling's baby lizards.
3Make New Friends But Hide the OldIt's the first day of the new school year. Luke brings Kenny the Koala to school, but it falls out of his backpack. Ravi tries to cover for Luke and says that it's his, causing him to be made fun of. Meanwhile, it's Emma's first day of high school and she meets an interesting new friend, Rosie.
4101 LizardsRavi is having trouble finding a home for all 12 of Mr. Kipling's baby lizards.
5Trashin' FashionChristina is having a fashion show and is worried that the owner of a fashion blog, Tippi Trashbot, will give her show a bad review.
6Nanny in Miami (II)It’s a big night for Jessie and the kids when Emma manages to steal Austin Moon’s shoe during his performance at Times Square on New Year’s Eve and Bertram manages to lose Zuri in the massive crowd. Jessie seizes the opportunity to show Austin and Ally some of the songs she has written. The Austin & Jessie & Ally All Star New Year crossover starts on Austin & Ally S02E06 Big Dreams & Big Apples (I).
7The Trouble with TessieJessie and the Ross kids meet Tony's family.
8Say Yes to the Messy DressJessie offers to introduce the kids to NBA All-Star Chris Bosh, who's in town to play one of Luke's favorite local basketball teams at the park.
9Teacher's PestZuri is having problems with a teacher at school, so Jessie volunteers in her classroom so she can assess the situation.
10Jessie's Big BreakJessie gets her big break as a stunt double to popular Australian actress Shaylee Michaels and the two become fast friends. But chaos ensues when the movie’s director and Shaylee’s boyfriend, MCD , asks Jessie out on a date. Meanwhile, Emma helps sneak Zuri’s pet zebra into the penthouse.
11Pain in the Rear WindowLuke breaks his leg in a dancing accident at the school carnival. Since he is wheelchair-ridden, he stays on the terrace of the penthouse and notices a suspicious figure dressed in black at the carnival. He enlists Emma's help to find out who the shadowy figure is, and it is revealed to be Bertram.
12Toy ConZuri must get back a cherished toy that Jessie passed on to her after she trades it to a toy collector. Luke and Emma prepare Bertram for a Salsa dancing contest to win his crush's heart.
13To Be Me or Not to Be MeJessie and the Ross kids meet Tony's family.
14Why Do Foils Fall in Love?When Tony forgets their first anniversary, Jessie composes an angry ballad that goes viral. Luke tries to help build Ravi's self-esteem.
15Kids Don't Wanna Be ShunnedEmma gets upset when her friends gravitate to the new girl in school; Ravi helps Luke with a project about India.
16All The Knight MovesAfter Jessie and Ravi discover that Zuri is a chess prodigy, Jessie enters Zuri into a chess competition where she can win two tickets for a trip to Paris. Meanwhile, while watching a show about unsolved crimes, Luke and Emma start to believe that Bertram is the "Scuba Bandit" and try to prove this – however, Bertram finds out and forces them to be his crime assistants.In the end, Zuri throws the match so that her opponent can go home to Paris to see his family and make amends, and Luke and Emma discover that Bertram isn't really the Scuba Bandit – he was just pretending to get back at them for believing that he was, but when they're watching the show again, they start to believe that Jessie is the Sweetheart Thief as the episode ends.
17We Don't Need No Stinkin' BadgesJessie offers to help Zuri earn scout badges during a camping trip to Central Park. Luke convinces Ravi that lying is a super power.
18Somebunny's in TroubleJessie loses a pet bunny. Emma gets Luke to help her learn more about sports to impress a guy at school.
19Punch Dumped LoveEmma sneaks out to the school dance to warn Luke that his new crush is going to dump him. Luke gets relationship advice from Adam Sandler. Zuri and Ravi set traps for a burglar.
20Quitting Cold KoalaAt a slumber party, Luke calls Jessie to pick him up because he misses Kenny, With Jessie's guidance Luke decides that it’s time to give up Kenny his stuffed koala, so he tries to spend one night without Kenny and gives him to Jessie to take care of. He was probably able to make it but when Jessie tried to give it back to Luke she ended up dropping him into traffic therefore cutting his arm and head off off but Stewart thinks he can fix Kenny by performing emergency surgery.
21Panic Attack RoomLuke, Ravi, Zuri, and Stewart get locked in the penthouse panic room.
22Throw Mamma from the TerraceJessie invites Bertram's mom out for his birthday. However, Bertram doesn't like his mom that much because she always steals the spotlight. Now, Jessie needs to bring the two together. Meanwhile, Ravi and Luke work on a science project together.
23The Jessie-nator: Grudgement DayFuture Jessie appears from a time machine to warn present Jessie that Ravi will cause a threat to her future life.
24Diary of a Mad NewswomanJessie post a secret and Zuri reads it and thinks that Jessie is an alien, but Zuri tries to make Jessie to think that she's and alien too.
25Break-Up and Shape-UpTony and Jessie attempt to make each other jealous by asking their exes on a double-date, causing the duo to break their dating relationships, which also saddens Emma & Zuri in the process. Meanwhile, Luke & Ravi attempt to sabotage each others' plans on how to relieve Bertram's stress level. Unfortunately, this leads Bertram into thinking that the Ross brothers don't actually care about him. Also, he's hypnotized into thinking that he's a stray tomcat.
26GI JessieWhen Jessie's dad invites her out to the military camp to visit, Jessie and the kids embark on what should be a pleasant vacation, however when they arrive Jessie is shocked by some news her dad reveals. Not only that Jessie also meets her long time rival Darla again whose younger brother Caleb takes a shine to Emma. Emma and Caleb try to make their relationship work while Jessie and Darla do everything they can to try and break them apart.