Season 3

2000 · 19 episodes

Episodes

1Homeward BoundWe find Kevin still stranded on the island where he's involved in a dispute with his imaginary friend, Allen. The pair stumble upon ""Hughopia,"" a civilization on the other side of the island that had been there all along, but
2Invisible SociopathAfter Percy confesses to Kevin he told the Quebec Mafia that Kevin had secretly been seeing the mob boss' wife, Pete Wilcox and Bull help Kevin fake his suicide before assuming the identity of Renaldo Sanchez to escape an early death at the hands of the Mafia. A shady businessman to set his office on fire on Christmas Eve as part of an insurance scam, meanwhile, has hired Percy.
3Night SchoolTimmy â€“ a loser hacker kid at Kevin's school rebelling against his yuppie parents befriends Kevin. After crashing Timmy's Dad's Porsche but crash it into the school the pair reek havoc in the dark hallways of the school. Kevin's ""axe monkey"" is set loose after sampling the janitor's magic mushrooms.
4Bruno Gerussi Must DieKevin and his exploits have drawn a lot of bad press to the school, so the Board of Directors decides to force Kevin into the chess club. His chess career progresses splendidly and Kevin manages to make it to the National competition. Percy and Mom, meanwhile, discover Canadian actor Bruno Gerusi has been living in a hole in the wall behind their TV set hatching a scheme to take over American television.
5Festival of FlowersKevin raids the remains of a burnt down house searching for parts to build himself a robotic friend. He finds a Gameboy, which is possessed by the ghost of a creepy handicapped kid who died in the house fire. When Kevin's robotic spider friend eats the possessed gameboy, the giant spider reeks havoc during the city's annual Festival of Flowers.
6Operators Are Standing ByAfter Percy gets sent to John School and Kevin is thrown into jail for squeegie-ing, Mom has to take a job as a telemarketer to support herself. Kevin also ends up doing phone work in the corporate labour division of the prison booking vacations for the public. When Mom's lover, Marty calls up to arrange a trip for him and Anastasia, Kevin decides pay Marty a visit the moment he gets out of the joint.
7Mont SurrealThe ghost of Rene Levesque haunts Kevin during a family visit to Grandpa Spencer in Montreal. After being arrested for violating the sign rule with his English T-shirt, Percy meets a drug smuggler and arranges a plan with him to transport drugs across the border in the stomach's of Grandpa's prize winning racing dogs.
8HomunculusPercy throws a lawn dart through Kevin's skull and the freak accident causes Kevin to show emotion. A hypersensitive Kevin plans a bus trip to Los Angeles after Mom reveals to Kevin that he has a twin brother with whom he was separated at birth. His trip is cut short after horrible bus crash in which the survivors must resort to cannibalism.
9Drunken Welfare Man vs. EvilIn an effort to get Kevin into the Halloween spirit, Allan convinces Kevin to perform a ritual to bring back his pet Alligator, Pinky from the dead. Charlie convinces Mom and Dad go to a Swingers' masquerade party to help spice up their sex life. Percy revives his Drunken Welfare Man identity and ""swings"" into action, saving the immoral people of the world from the demonic alligator.
10Jacked InKevin goes gaga for a girl at the arcade as the pair competes for top score of Runaway Ninja â€“ a video game about a misunderstood ninja just trying to fit it. The pair are eventually sent to Florida as test subjects for a wetware virtual reality game that plugs into their brains. Kevin and Shawna go head to head in a Matrix-inspired battle sequence
11M.O.W.Kevin sells his life story for forty dollars and a pack of smokes to a movie producer he meets in the joint. In a sappy, melodramatic movie of the week titled â€˜ Little Boy Lost: The Kevin Spencer Story"" Kevin is portrayed as an articulate, intelligent young man who recognizes his victimization, and the Percy character is a sensitive man who discovers God.
12Practical JokesMom lets one rip in Percy's face one morning, which kicks off a whole string of painful and disgusting practical jokes between the pair as they compete for the title of ""master.""
13OrionPercy, Anastasia and Kevin visit the Olympus campgrounds where Mom hooks up with a hillbilly hunk named Orion. A pissed-off Percy spends a long day drinking at the campsite and at a backwoods-drinking hole. Kevin deals with his demons, meanwhile, with the help of Allan.
14Much Like Percy, Christmas Comes But Once a YearA non-linear Christmas episode that has Kevin, Percy, and Mom each being interrogated by detectives as they recount their stories of how they ended up in a most bizarre scenario involving a cockfight, Canada geese, several illegal Panda bears and one angry Santa Clause.
15Dooley and ChubbsAfter escaping a DUI charge by leaping over a bridge, Percy is captured by a ""special"" pair of stew-lovers who fish him out of the river. Percy witnesses Dooley and Chubb's strange lifestyle, which involves puppet shows, moonshine and stew. Lots and lots of stew. Meanwhile, reporters have flocked to the Spencer house after the announcement that Kevin has won the Gillar prize for fiction.
16Pat-riot-ismAfter Percy photocopies Kevin's diary and posts it around the neighborhood, the insulted victims of his criticism bully Kevin out of town. Percy wins the family a houseboat trip to Ottawa to celebrate Canada Day where the Spencer's take part in the wildest party in the country.
17BlackoutKevin is responsible for a power outage in his neighborhood and steels a crane from a construction site to set things straight. Percy is desperate to find a clean urine sample when a law is passed forcing welfare recipients to take a mandatory drug test.
18A Day in SchoolMom winds up in the joint after Percy frames her for breaking into a welfare office and (among other things) defecating on the branch Manager's desk. Kevin is bored and decides to break tradition and go to school where he ends up questioning authority until they throw him out.
19Web54UPercy and Anastasia tease Kevin one too many times during a game of scrabble and he sinks into a deep and endless pool of rage and despair. Kevin's just about had it so he goes off to hang around the warehouses at the waterfront to get jimmied-up on cough-syrup. Kevin is kidnapped by a group of strange men, who are the con artist producers of all those putrid boy-bands and Kevin becomes known as ""The Angry Loner"" boy in the band WEB54U.