Mama MaloneSeason 11984 · 13 episodesEpisodes1PilotMama Malone solves family crises during her cooking show.2The CommitmentMama Malone is overjoyed when she learns that Dino has a girlfriend, but her demeanor turns dour upon learning that they're living together and the woman works as a stripper.3Connie's Old FlameMama doesn't approve when she learns that Connie's been rekindling her romance with her first love.4Father RomeoA jealous husband interrupts the show after Mama Malone's niece seeks marital advice from Father Silva.5The Education of FrankieWhen Frankie brings home a girl who's more mature, the family discuss whether or not it's time to talk to him about sex.6Karamakopoulos and SonFrankie's father is coming to take him to the circus, and since the boy hasn't seen his dad in 8 years, he's not happy about it. Also, Stanley tries to shake up his narration for the show.7A New NeighborThe new neighbor starts a war over Mama Malone over bag of trash in the hall, but it comes to a head when he's accused of being gay.8Shall We Dance?After Mama Malone declines neighbor Calvin's invitation to the dance, Nedda offers to go with him. Meanwhile, Connie lands a date with a quarterback, Dino tries to land a part in an opera, Frankie works at the bowling alley.9Even Dino Gets the BluesDino claims that he's suicidal because he was booed off stage, but it turns out there's a secondary reason for his blues.10Connie's MoveSister Philomena reveals that Frankie scored high on his aptitude test and encourages Connie to transfer him to a public school in Manhattan.11Dino's FanA woman shows up at the taping of the show claiming to have been invited by Dino, but it gradually becomes apparent that she's not playing with a full deck.12A Call from the VaticanMama throws an 80th birthday party for Padre Guardiano, and has tried to finagle a phone call from the Pope.13Back to BasicsMama attempts to do a serious cooking show after learning that her family's won a prestigious award, but she loses her temper when they start goofing around.
