Season 3

1988 · 21 episodes

Episodes

1He Thought He CouldIn the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.
2I'm Going to SweatlandPeg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.
3Poke HighA high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.
4The Camping ShowA nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.
5A Dump of My OwnAl plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.
6Her Cups Runneth OverAl and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.
7The Bald and the BeautifulSteve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.
8The Gypsy CriedWhen a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.
9Requiem for a Dead BarberAl grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.
10Eatin' OutThe Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.
11My Mom, the MomPeg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.
12Can't Dance, Don't Ask MeKelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.
13A Three Job, No Income FamilyAl gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.
14The Harder They FallSteve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.
15The House That Peg LostSteve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.
16Married... with Prom Queen (1)Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.
17Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?
18The Dateless AmigoBud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.
19The Computer ShowSteve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.
20Life's a BeachWhen the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.
21Here's Lookin' at You, KidWhen all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.