Million Dollars, But...Season 12015 · 9 episodesEpisodes1Million Dollars, But...What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.2Glowing Dicks & Pretty ChicksThis week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?3Money Mouth & Delayed ClimaxThis week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.4Birthday Sex & Negativity LightJoin Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.5Magic Dogs & Muscle MenThis week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.6Baby Burnie & Hitler HoneymoonThis week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.7Sudden Nudity & Permanent ParachutesThis week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.8Bleed Out & Sneeze TeleportFor the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.9Tongue Hands & Leaky NipsSpecial guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...Season 2Season 3Season 4Season 5Season 6
