Season 3

2007 · 22 episodes

Episodes

1What Loss Your Honour May SustainCheryl faces a vengeful harpy and a whiteware crisis; as Van fights for love, honour and the Lucky Dollar.
2While the Grass GrowsVan and Munter go green; Grandpa sees red; and to stay in the black, Hayden finds a man with enormous potential.
3Most True, She is a StrumpetVan’s road to true love hits a handicap. And Loretta finds that Grandpa’s rooting is also a problem.
4Contagious BlastmentsTragedy leads to love; and family honour is tested with bodies, bikies and the truth about the curse of the Wests.
5What Did You Enact?Pascalle reveals all for love as Loretta makes her erotic masterpiece. But can Cheryl and Bruce be kept out of the movie business?
6Put the Strong Law on HimCheryl wants the right thing; Jethro is asked to do the wrong thing; and Pascalle takes on the thong thing…
7I Dare DamnationJudd breaks down doors to save Van; a force from the past is back with a vengeance; and a trip to the Coromandel reveals all about Munter’s mum.
8Oh Horrible! Most Horrible!Hell has no fury like a Loretta scorned, and Cheryl works to reunite the world’s most perfect couple.
9No Noble RitePascalle banishes all men in her quest to be the best Muslim bride ever; as Jethro finds that breaking up is hard to do.
10These Feats So CrimefulThe Wests take sides as Judd faces trial, and Pascalle fears for the honour of her bridesmaid.
11Unpregnant of My CauseCheryl and Pascalle sniff out something interesting about Loretta, while Van has the plan to end all plans, while also becoming a model.
12Good Friends, as You Are FriendsVan, the legend, makes a new best friend. Judd gets a big cheque and a new associate - if an old adversary doesn’t stuff things up.
13To Sleep; No MoreA piddling piece of fabric causes much sexy strife between Cheryl and Kasey; and Loretta loses sleep when Pascalle turns ugly over the pizza guy.
14Natural Magic and Dire PropertyJethro takes a fall for his major client; and Judd’s devotion to duty gets him in hot water. As Van and Munter find strange forces at work…
15Bow Stubborn KneesLoretta reels before a nemesis as she faces her future; and Cheryl fears her nemesis is still pulling strings.
16A Jig or a Tale of BawdryA bold new venture gets Van and Munter on the job; and Pascalle gets jiggy with it to find the meaning of life.
17The Secret Parts of FortuneSecrets from the past mean Jethro gets an opportunity, and Cheryl has the chance to dig up gold.
18Who Calls Me Villain?Jethro’s plans start to unravel, but who is the real villain? And Pascalle is accused of crimes most terrible.
19Most Free and BounteousJudd and Van have different reasons to fear Cheryl’s new business partner. But will Cheryl take the bait?
20Something is RottenGrandpa sees something rotten in the state of West House, as Loretta has goods for sale, if she can outplay the system - and Cheryl.
21The Corrupted Currents of This WorldVan saves the world, or his sisters, because Pascalle’s new job is definitely not as a cheerleader. And Jethro’s mission to save Cheryl goes interesting places.
22Where the Offence is, Let the Great Axe FallVan tries to be the best, best man, as Cheryl takes a prisoner; learns a secret; meets her nemesis, and plans to host a wedding.