PorkpiePorkpieSeries 2Season 2 · 1996 · 6 episodesEpisodes1Birth RitesPorkpie returns from Guyana holiday to discover he may have fathered a child some forty years ago, after a passionate night with Sexy Sheila the Potato Peeler from the chip shop.2The Day OffOn Valentine's Day, love is all around, as Michael and Mandy spend the day in bed and Porkpie has a surprise visitor from Jamaica.3A Night to RememberSusu alienates all of Porkpie's friends, while Leone moves in with Michael and Mandy.4Time OutThe doctor insists that Michael and Mandy are trying too hard for a baby, and should spend a fortnight apart. Michael stays with Porkpie while Mandy hits the town with Leone, but fate draws them back together sooner than planned.5Fatal DistractionWhen Benji's psychopathic ex turns up, he pretends Leone is his new partner, which sends her into a violent frenzy. Meanwhile, Porkpie opens a financial clinic to help the people of Peckham.6Foul PlayMichael is held hostage by kidnappers who demand £500,000 from Porkpie for his safe return.Season 1