Quads!Season 12001 · 13 episodesEpisodes1Maimed ManorParalyzed in a car accident, Riley O'Reilly receives a mansion as settlement. Riley spends all of his settlement money on parties and beer, and his differently abled friends leave because he's always drunk. Riley comes to them to entice them to live with him, on the condition that he gives up drinking.2Bad ManorsSpalding gets all the quads jobs so they can get their self esteem back. When they're all fired, they start renting out their mansion to people who want to have parties. Things turn out pretty wrong when the Hells Angels end up at the Bromberg's house, par Blazer's bad writing skills.31-800-GimpDesperate to climb the social ladder, Liz Bromberg tries to exploit the magnificent severed by holding a Telethon for ""unfortunate gimps"".4The Fraud QuadReilly is determined to prove a suave visitor is a fraud before the Latin Love Quad steals Franny's heart.5Christmas HolidazeReilly's battle with sobriety is challenged over Christmas, especially with a barkeeper for a friend.6Lifewheel 3000Reilly wins a hi-tech wheelchair. 'GAL', at a Handi-Capable Home Show. GAL is the ultimate gadget, until the machine takes over Reilly's life.7Gonads FaustSuddenly unable to perform in the bedroom, Reilly does a deal with the devil; erections-on-demand for his soul.8Monkey In The MiddleReilly buys a trained monkey to be his new hands and feet, prompting his pals to fill the house with more hairy assistants.9The Son's Also BlindedThe unexpected visit of Fontaines' son sets Franny's biological clock ticking, prompting Reilly to experiment with various methods of sterilization.10Guinea PigsThe promise of money and drugs lures Reilly and friends to be subjects for medical experiments. The results are brilliant - untill the side effects kick in.11The Unkindest CutAn attractive 'thalidomide', Randy, moves into Maimed Manor. Reilly is swept up in the local election, running for City Council against Liz Bromberg.12Fatal DistractionSpalding blackmails Reilly into helping him win the heart of an old flame whilst Griz's rough 'n' tumble alcoholic sister tries to win Spalding.13Spalding in the Family WaySpalding's parents come to visit, but Spalding thinks they don't know he's gay.Season 2
