Season 1

2003 · 19 episodes

The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.

1Why Are We Here?The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?
2Red Gets A DeliveryThe Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.
3The RookiesThe Red and Blue armies get new recruits.
4Head Noob in ChargeCaboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.
5The Package is in the OpenDonut returns from the store with a surprise.
61.21 Giga-Whats??The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.
7Check Out the Treads on that ChickWhile Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.
8Dont PH34R the ReaperGrif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.
9After ChurchThe cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.
10Shadow Of His Former SelfTucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.
11Knock Knock. Who's There? PainTex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.
12Down, But Not OutChurch reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.
13Human Peer BondingSimmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.
14Roomier Than It LooksThe Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.
15How The Other Half LivesSarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.
16A Slightly Crueler CrullerDonut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.
17Points of OriginThe origin points here.
18SPF 0Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.
19Last One Out, Hit The LightsThe final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.

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