Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures2017Season 7 · 2016 · 53 episodesEpisodes1Kids Are A-HolesKerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stripping in public to forcing their siblings into toilets. Kids really are assholes. Audio from RT Podcast #3752The Loud and Proud Co-WorkerBurnie and Gus reminisce about a former co-worker who had some "annoying habits." Apparently he was really proud of his cell phone and also about his mad pinball skills. Audio from RT Podcast #3743Jeremy's Big BreakJeremy goes through a wild ride after sustaining an injury during a high school football game. From Off Topic Podcast #374Strangers' ThingsThe gang discuss awkward interactions with strangers, and their tactics for dealing with them. Audio from RT Podcast #3965A Tale of Copper & QuartzGus and Esther take a trip to the National History Museum, and come across someone confused about what a diamond is, and suspicious cashier who wants to horde shiny pennies. Audio from RT Podcast #3936Burnie's Got JokesBurnie tells a couple of his favorite jokes from when he was little. Whether they're good or not is up to you. Audio from RT Podcast #395 - Post Show7Miles' Counselor StoryMiles has some embarrassing moments while doing some team building exercises. Audio from RT Podcast #3228Geoff's Burger DiscountGeoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #29Gavin or GaggleIt's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe for lunch. Audio from RT Podcast #38310Chris' Love DeliveryChris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries in order to ask her out. Audio from RT Podcast #39611Breaking Conventions, Touching GlassBack when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attending. So they played Halo. Burnie also talks about not touching any fucking glass. Audio from RT Podcast #37412Geoff Ramsey: Best Dad Ever?Geoff tells a couple stories about how it's hard to be a parent when you know you're really good at it, but aren't appreciated by your kid. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #2413Bikes, Food, & FartsA plethora of tales ranging from stole bikes turned into unicycles, mysterious food items left on the ground, and Gavin's fart-riddled life. Fun times ahead! Audio from Off Topic #18 and RT Podcast #38214Don't Talk at the GymMichael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter where he goes. Audio from Off Topic #215Forgetful Pills, Automatic RecoveryIn an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically. From Rooster Teeth Podcasts \#322, #368, #37416Jeremy & Michael Get HurtAssuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from their childhood in which they sustained some crazy injuries. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #3717Stinky Ride-Share FartsGavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to deal with it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #39218Gus' Sharkdanko InterviewDuring the interview for his global entry or whatever, Gus finds himself in an odd office with an odd government official who likes movies. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #39019Roombas With Guns, Sharpies in ButtsThe Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers! Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #1820Gavin and the Annoying GermanSitting next to an annoying person on a plane is never fun. But when that guy is fat and German and does gross stuff next to Gavin, then it's hilarious. Audio from RT Podcast #37421Chris Strikes OutGeoff and Michael watch from afar as Chris tries his best to talk to a group of ladies. It is, to say the least, hard to watch. Audio from Off Topic podcast #2522Miles' Fake ID ExcursionMiles recalls the time he found someone's ID, for which he could use to get into bars before turning the legal drinking age. Needless to say, it doesn't go smoothly. Audio from Always Open podcast #2423Porta-Potty BlowjobGavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #40424Ding Dong DitchersTeen Blaine and his teen friends decide to do a very teen activity and ding dong ditch a girl they like. But it's all fun and games until they get tracked down. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #39825Gus' Turbulent UrinationGus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #40126Hands Free Peeing & Hulking OutGus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #36127Cock Block CopA heartstruck teenage Chris tries to get some alone time with a girl by going to a park for a make-out sesh. However, there's a cop who is apparently set to block Chris at every attempt. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #39828Barbara vs The Old ManThere is legend of an old man who lives in the same apartment complex as Blaine and Aaron. Is he a ghost? Is he lonely? Many have speculated, but few know for certain. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #38629Sticks & FlowersJoel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it would be. Then he insults pregnant women. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #43330Mugged MilesMiles talks about the time he accidentally got mugged and didn't know he was getting mugged? Or he didn't know he almost bought a knife. Confidence is key, kids. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #39831Joker SexMiles tells his most embarrassing sex story which involves him roleplaying as the Joker. Probably the most cringe worthy thing he's ever done... as of right now.32Breast Kind of GreetingGus finds Burnie's porn stash and Ashley has a new habit of touching breasts with all her female co-workers. Gavin and Gus give her something to be jealous of. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: RTX Sydney 2017 & Rooster Teeth Podcast # 44033Michael's Bathroom BlastoffMichael takes the Banana Sprite Challenge and the results are explosive! Audio from Last Call #1134Denise Tries The MoonshineDenise tries the leftover peach moonshine from RTX and has some choice words for Michael. From Off Topic #8635Covered In KittensMichael gets to be covered in kittens and makes sure that Lindsay is both angry and jealous. Audio from Off Topic #1736Drowning for PowerBrandon tries bonding with his Father-in Law and almost drowns him in the process.37Macaroni MakeoutJeremy talks about a couple that have no shame at the Macaroni Grill. How romantic.38Tornado PunchesBoth Jeremy and Chris have stories about punches thrown during a Tornado. What are the odds? Audio from Off Topic #8839Don't Trust the BlueBurnie recalls the first time he ever blacked out from drinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #443 Post Show40TP and PP on the SeatChris has some weird bathroom habits that he gets called out on. Audio from Off Topic # 8841Geoff's Spring Break Spite BeardGeoff has had it with Griffon taking his razor and grows a beard out of spite - He also recalls the last time he blacked out and things get wild. Audio from Off Topic #51 Audio from RT Sponsor Cut42Chris' Fake FianceChris arrives early for his Tinder date, and is roped into saving a complete stranger from her pursuer. Together, they come up with a lie that may deter the man, but Chris might get more than he bargained for in return. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #44843Favorite RTAAs That Definitely, Probably, Might Have HappenedBurnie and Gus improv their way to remembering their favorite RTAAs and the results are out of this world.44Construction ConspiracyBurnie has had enough of the constant construction around Austin. Gus and Gavin do their best to calm him down.45Drunk Baby SittingMiles gets stuck at work one night watching over drunk Chris and Blaine. Some remember it better than others.46GoG Do Cats KnowAnother round of Gavin or Google from RTX Austin 2017!47Sore About SyringesGeoff reluctantly goes to the doctor for the first time in a while. He's gonna get some shots while he's there.48Farts Still FunnyThe title says it all! The gang reminds you if you forgot.49Aarons Astrology StandoffAaron tells a story about a crazy boss he once had and the out of this world interview process that landed him the job.50Birds, Bees, And B.OBecca and Blaine reminisce about how growing up and hitting THAT age was great.... it wasn't. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #454 Post Show51Becca's Inconvenient BMBecca has fortunately never shit herself, but she's come close! One such occasion was in an inconveniently underconstruction convenient store. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #42752Gavin's AC AnomalyGavin calls a repair man to fix his house, but instead makes it worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #5753Snowboard SlamMichael has been snowboarding only one time and of course he hit someone.Season 1Season 2Season 3Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 8Season 9Season 10Season 11Season 12Season 13
