Sammy JSeason 42021 · 40 episodesEpisodes1Eternal LockdownThe People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.2Coach Gets a ShotThe Government Coach takes one for the team.3Political LimboWe're playing limbo today. How low can you go?4Royal Family YogaTime to give our bodies the royal treatment.5Vaccine Against Toxic Male CultureIt's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?6Government Injury ListWith his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.7Girl PowerCoach announces his new female line-up.8Opposition Leaders AnonymousSupport is at hand.9Antiques Showcase - The PassportThis week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.10The Big VCoach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.11Future GrandadAfter twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.12I Can't Call Australia HomeWith apologies to Peter Allen.13Post Budget Locker Room ChatJP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.14Quarantine FMGood morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarantine FM.15Hookturnistan ReturnistansSoy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.16Waiting for VaxotYou've got this, Melbourne.17Pillow Fortress AustraliaGet your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!18Coach at the G7Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.19The Very Hungry BarnabyWe're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?20Have Covid, Will TravelOne man's contact tracing adventure.21Left Wing YogaNamaste, precious snowflakes.22Suck It Up AustraliaCoach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.23Guess Who's Back?2020 makes a glorious return.24Thrusting for AustraliaOne happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.25The Ballad of Locky DS.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.26Byron Bay Lockdown RulesCoach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.27Workin' Like a DogOne dog calls for an end to lockdown.28Let's do a Protest!We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?29Lockdown WeddingWith weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.30The Pfizer Has LandedAustralia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.31Will you miss press conferences?Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.32Anti-Vaxxed to the MaxWant to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!33So CloseThe Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.34Hookturnistan Invades NSWSoy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.35News Corp Goes GreenThe climate changes at News Corp.36The Institute for ReopeningNervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.37Playground Politics Halloween SpecialIt's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!38Royal Commission into whether ScoMo lied to FranceCommissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.39Coach Deregisters WACoach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.40How to Charge an Electric CarWe're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?Season 1Season 2Season 3Season 5