Season 1

1985 · 24 episodes

Episodes

1Vicki's HomecomingTed brings home his own cyber creation an android in the form of a ten year old girl he nicknames Vicki.
2Guess Who's Coming to DinnerThe Brindles, the Lawson's nosy neighbors, come across Vicki and tries to find out their secret.
3RobositterJamie has the entire house to himself, not knowing that Vicki is his babysitter!
4Nerd CrushWarren Enright, the class nerd, falls in love with Vicki.
5Runaway JamieBecause Vicki is getting more attention, Jamie decides to run away to see what his parents might think.
6Lights! Camera! Ego!Jamie and his friend Reggie Williams are involved in putting together a sci-fi movie project for school, but the power of directorial duties goes to Jamie's head.
7White LiesJamie realizes the value of constant truthfulness when he can't convince his parents that he's not responsible for breaking (and secretly gluing together) a teapot caused by Harriet's smart-aleck cousin.
8The BullyA bully extorts money from Jamie's neighborhood club, which quickly reconsiders its boys-only policy via Vicki's strong-arm "assistance."
9DisHonor StudentJamie uses Vicki's new speed-scan reading ability to complete 55 chapters of his homework overnight, which earns him the school honor roll -- along with snowballing guilt.
10Vicki's AdoptionTipped off on the sly by busybody Bonnie Brindle, Child Services threatens to take Vicki away unless the Lawsons can produce her past -- and she passes a medical exam.
11Child ProdigyTo circumvent Child Services' orders to send Vicki to school and risk exposure, the Lawsons hire a pompous tutor who mistakes her computer abilities for genius. To remedy the situation, Joan crams to follow-through her marriage-postponed teaching degree to act as Vicki's "tutor," while Ted takes over the kitchen and creates a mess.
12Brindles Move InA house fire moves Ted's new boss, Brandon Brindle, into the Lawsons' house, scheming for insurance fraud.
13RoboBratWhen overexposure to Harriet infects heuristically mimicking Vicki with Harriet's personality traits and shrieking tantrums, Ted must purge the brat out of her at his factory -- but not before Harriet and Bonnie Brindle wonder where Vicki suddenly vanished to and summon the police.
14The Burrito StoryJamie attempts to mass-produce burritos made by Vicki.
15Babes in the WoodsThe Lawsons and Reggie and Harriet take a wilderness camping trip, and get lost.
16First LoveTo charm prissy and picky Jessica, Jamie throws an expensive party for her, ignoring a surprising school tomboy.
17Substitute DadWhen golf-crazed Ted neglects taking Jamie to a Father-and-Son picnic for a golf tournament, Brandon steps in and incites a "father war" while Joan uses Vicki to voice her disapproval to Ted.
18The Robot NappersWhen keen-eyed recruitment officers from a rival robotics firm drop by to interview Ted, they suspect Vicki is a robot and plan to "robotnap" her.
19Ted's Lay-OffUnited Robotronics cutbacks have the Lawsons scrambling for odd jobs.
20Health NutsTed is motivated to get the family into shape when an obese co-worker loses a record amount of weight.
21The Reluctant HalfbackTed is proud that Jamie's made the Pee Wee Football league, unknowing that Jamie only does it to please his dad.
22Vaudeville VickiWhen a vaudeville actor thinks Vicki is his long-lost daughter, he drafts her into a show and threatens her adoption.
23The Birds, The Bees, and RobotsWhen timid Ted uses the "stork theory" in answering Jamie's questions about sex, Jamie believes Dad's in serious need of sex education and tries to help him out.
24Grandpa Lawson's VisitTed has the unenviable task of explaining to his unwary Vicki-doting father, who bitterly lost his job to automation, that his new lovely adopted granddaughter is really a robot.