Spooner's PatchSeries 3Season 3 · 1982 · 7 episodesEpisodes1The Big MatchDaily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.2The Lock-UpTaking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...3Finders, Keepers...!Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?4The StingSpooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.5Suffer the Little Children...Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.6Vote, Mrs CantafordMrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.7Police IntelligenceExtreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.Season 1Season 2
