SquidbilliesSeason 32008 · 20 episodesEpisodes1WebnecksRusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.2Beast ImplantsGranny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.3Tween SteamDan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.4Wing NutAfter seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.5Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.6Earth WorstAfter giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.7The Good OneEarly gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.8SharifDan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.9Condition: Demolition!Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.10The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's DilemmaAfter the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.11The Unbearable Heatness of FireAfter the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.12Tuscaloosa DumplingEarly teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.13Armageddon It On!The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.14Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan HalenA news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.15Flight of the Deep Fried Pine BoobyWhen Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.16An Officer and a Dental DamAfter Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.17The Okaleechee Dam JamWhen Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.18Pile M for MurderDan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.19Mud Days and CornfusedDuring the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.20Krystal, LightEarly's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.Season 1Season 2Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 7Season 8Season 9Season 10Season 11Season 12Season 13
