Season 2

1983 · 13 episodes

When the show returned in February to May 1983, the school was now Woodrow Wilson High School in New York with Mr. Cooper as Principal, Diana as a Guidance Counselor and a new supporting cast. Samantha Keating and Michael Horne are teachers, Spud Le Boone is the gym teacher and Shari is the principal's secretary.

1The RoseDiana enlists Cooper for moral support when the teacher she politely rebuffs makes the same romantic overtures to her best friend.
2Cooper's ArrangementDiana brings a lonely Cooper some cookies to boost his morale, but finds a different kind of cookie in his doorway.
3Take This Job and Shove ItWith each convinced the other's job is easier, Diana and Cooper agree to switch duties for a week.
4Praise the Lord, and Pasta AmmunitionA student-council representative takes advantage of a cafeteria-workers strike after Cooper refuses to meet with him.
5Rex, the Wonder HusbandOnce a charming con man, Diana's ex-husband proves he's changed his shady ways.
6Teacher's PetMichael finds himself attracted to a new student, but Diana learns that she's not in school for academics.
7Take the Money and RunDiana is left holding the ticket when a teacher has a fatal heart attack upon learning he's won $150,000 in the state lottery.
8Otherwise EngagedShari starts sporting a big diamond ring following Cooper's refusal to buy her a simple bracelet.
9BeetlemaniaTo protest the cancellation of their class, auto-shop students assemble Cooper's car in the teachers' lounge.
10Leather and LaceA whirlwind romance blows into a storm when Diana learns the truth about her new beau's occupation.
11It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want ToDiana's party to announce a surprise award to the faculty results in more surprises than she planned.
12Dead Mice Don't Wear PlaidMichael thinks he's made a major scientific discovery after Sam exchanges a live rat for the laboratory rat that died while in Diana's care.
13Loss of InnocenceAcute paranoia replaces Sam's usual vivaciousness after she's mugged while working late at school.

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