The Almighty JohnsonsSeason 32013 · 13 episodesEpisodes1An Orchard of TreesEntering its third season, we pick up the action hours after the ceremony at the lake where Gaia chose destiny over love, sending Axl into a downward spiral.2This Thing InsideAttraction versus repulsion; destiny versus free-will; Godliness versus humanity: oh yes, the battle is most definitely on. The morning after the night before, and Gaia is doing the walk of shame, returning to the flat from her tryst with Anders. Axl is waiting, along with the ruins of the apple tree, and Gaia has the opportunity to tell the truth; to confess her sins. But does she?3BergerbarAxl tries his hand at therapeutic binge-drinking, Ty experiences a life-changing catastrophe and Mike changes teams; all for the greater good of the family.4Like the Beserkers of OldAs the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family with issues and Axl makes a new and interesting friend.5Unleash the Kraken!Monsters from the past unlock the demons of today, as the Johnsons dress up for the family reunion they never expected.6And Then on to NorsewoodAs Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch pad for a journey Anders can’t see ending well.7Typical Auckland GodA stag do with two stags leads Axl down the path to wisdom, while Ty finds that something that is forgotten isn’t necessarily gone.8The Asparagus is Kicking InWhy are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for Mike to go to war?9Mike in the MirrorMiracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs.10Playing GodIn which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.11A Bit Like Buses ReallyTwo pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.12Late to the Point of KnowledgeForget what you think you know. Throw away all your preconceived notions, and how you think things will go. Because today is the day everything changes.13The End of the World As We Know ItIf you had one night left, and in the morning everything changes forever, what would you do with that night? The Johnsons face this very question in the season finale.Season 1Season 2