The Heart, She HollerSeason 22013 · 14 episodesEpisodes1Begend the EndginningWitch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!2Proper Dental Care is MURDERHambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.3The Blue LonegoonSometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.4The Telltale ButtholeThe mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!5Mu-Mu-Mu-MeatWhen a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.6Pequiem for a ReckerDeath plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.7Emotional Can of MommywormsAfter many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.8The DeArranged MarriageHurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.9WerelanThe whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.10Come UnityA mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.11Hambrain JanThe only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.12Preverse Psychologismyrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)13GameboredDestiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.14The EndginningGood things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.Season 1Season 3
