Season 3

1973 · 24 episodes

Episodes

1Those Who Care
2Dennis Takes a WifeDennis is quite taken with a photo seen at Dick and Jenny's house, one of an attractive guest of theirs. Dennis is positive they are meant to be together and proceeds to act foolishly.
3One of the BoysDick takes stock of his life and concludes he doesn't have enough male time. Dick decides to join the guys for their weekly poker game but winning and losing amongst friends leads to hard feelings.
4Dick in DeutschDick receives the unpleasant news that he's wanted for a legal matter in Germany. In flashback, Dick explains to his friends how a free trip to Europe took an unexpected direction, landing him in trouble.
5Mrs. FergusonA fan of Dick's character has a difficult time distinguishing between his actual life and his television one.
6I'll Cry TodayDick reschedules a dentist appointment to babysit so Jenny can go on a job interview.
7The Young SurgeonsDick recalls the time he had a small role on Medical Center, in which he played a doctor, and how bad he was in it.
8She Kisses Like a Dead MackerelA columnist reports that temperamental actress Margot Brighton has less than ideal kissing skills. Margot decides Dick and Jenny are responsible for the information and they feel her wrath.
9Preston al NaturaleAn Italian director meets Dick and thinks he would be perfect as the lead in his film. Dick is excited about the possibility until the script reveals he'll have a nude scene with a beautiful actress.
10Turning ProLucas visits his parents and has some interesting plans: he's leaving school to become a professional bowler.
11Exit LaughingDick's favorite uncle, the black sheep of the family, drops in for an unexpected visit and unexpectedly drops dead. Twice. Dick arranges the "fun funeral" his uncle requested.
12What Your Best Friend Doesn't KnowDick's old friend can't memorize his lines.
13Mr. DazzleDick has a chance to do a commercial that pays well and could lead to other jobs, but it's a cheesy ad for a toilet bowl cleaner.
14He Who Steals My FriendsDick and Jenny are happy to introduce their new friends the Eliots to neighbors the Richardsons. But the Prestons become much less glad when it appears the other couples are socializing without Dick and Jenny.
15The Back Break KidDick hurts his back doing a stunt with a young actor Tash who is trying to prove how virile he is.
16Balzac, Come HomeThe Prestons babysit, then lose, Margot's spoiled dog.
17The HickeyDennis' girlfriend, Pamela, is being written out of the show and, as a parting gift, leaves all the men with hickeys. Pamela is also friendly with Tash, so Dick and Max suspect they are romantically involved.
18House GuestsCompany comes and stays and stays and stays, and tempers start to flare.
19The PregnancyWhen Jenny thinks she might be pregnant, Dick has a dream that he and the guys at work are the ones expecting.
20Man of MedicineDick quits his job when a shady producer promises him the lead in a show that hasn't been sold yet.
21Commercial HousewivesTV commercial producer Herbie Vincent overhears Jenny and Connie rave about a product. He asks the two friends to repeat the endorsement for a television commercial he's creating.
22A Fake Matisse Is Better Than a Real AnzelowitzAfter learning what they believed to be a valuable is a fake Dick and his wife become suspicious when they are offered a considerable amount of money for the art.
23We Met at Mama Lombardi'sThis flashback episode tells the story of how Dick and Jenny met and how they almost ended up hating one another.
24Lt. Preston of the 4th CavalryAnnie accidentally walks in on her parents while they are making love.