The Sausage FactorySeason 12001 · 13 episodesEpisodes1Dances with SquirrelsGilby makes a mockery of the school council, when he decides to run for Dictator against Nancy's campaign platform for president of the student council. Meanwhile, Zack sees a school simulated parenting project as an opportunity to impress Lisa with his sensitive fatherly qualities.2Running FreeZack's attempt to impress Lisa leads to embarrassment when he's "exposed" on the front page of the school newspaper! Meanwhile, Gilby gets dumped when he changes his personality (for the better) in order to impress a female classmate.3Zack's Little ProblemAbout to attend a prestigious fund-raising gala, Zack, JC, and, Gilby, can only get their hands on one tuxedo, forcing them to devise a time-share system that ultimately results in chaos.4JC, the Gay ModelGilby manages to blow a seven-figure inheritance. Meanwhile, Zack and Lisa discover the perils of dating other people.5ElectionZack volunteers at a nursing home to impress Lisa, but is labelled the "Angel of Death" when two of his charges die on him.6Hang UpsZack and Gilby get their wires crossed'with the opposite sex, when they each attempt their own phone scam. Meanwhile, JC and Ted have girl troubles of their own, when JC gets himself a date by pretending to be Ted.7Purity TestA website purity test makes the rounds at the school and the ones filled out by Lisa and Nancy leads to various sexual dilemmas for Zack, Ted, Gilby and JC.8Community ImpactTed drags JC along with him and his dad on a hunting trip. Meanwhile,Zack and Gilby end up in Saturday detention thanks to a newly naughty Lisa.9Gilby's MillionsZack and Gilby's part time jobs at a video store end in disaster, when Gilby's attempt to rent porn to minors creates an addiction problem for JC, and girlfriend troubles for Ted.10Sex, Guys, and VideotapeWhen JC models for a fashion magazine, everyone assumes he's gay, including the gorgeous new girl in school, who wants them to "date" so no one finds out she's actually a lesbian.11The TuxTrying to win Lisa's heart, Zack takes advice from a Web site for the lovelorn - but when Lisa discovers that she's being manipulated, Zack ends up in the doghouse. Meanwhile, J.C. wants a girl his own age, but runs into some trouble.12Reality BitesZack believes he's gotten VD, and swears the guys to secrecy. When Ted gives Nancy a vague hint about Zack's condition, she and Lisa leap to the conclusion that Zack needs a kidney transplant13Good Ted HuntingWest Boulder High is the subject of a new reality show, and the whole gang wants in on the act. Once the cameras start rolling, they soon discover that some aspects of their lives aren't meant to be aired.
