The ThornsThe ThornsSeason 11988 · 12 episodesEpisodes1Death and TransfigurationThe Thorns throw a fundraising party, and kill their dog to stop it from barking at guests.2Nothing HappenedMisunderstandings arise when Sloan entertains a senator's aide in his hotel room while away on business in D.C.3The GirlfriendChad develops a crush on the girl next door.4Condolence CallGinger goes to a funeral with Sloan, but Toinette tells people who call The Thorns' residence that Ginger went to a funeral for Sloan.5The MaidA woman who lives near the Thorns tells them that she's the maid for a reclusive widow, but she's really somebody else.6The First DateGinger pushes her uncle to go out on a date with Mrs. Hamilton.7The ThiefA rich classmate of Edmund's is ripping him off at school.8The First DateThe Thorns go to psychotherapy to try to be more friendly people.9The Rage10The Horse11The Prodigal Son12The Dream House