Time Gentlemen PleaseSeason 12000 · 23 episodesEpisodes1A Woman's PlaceThe guv bars all women from his pub until a sexy Australian arrives looking for a job.2Never ConfusedMs. Jackson proposes a gay night for the pub.3Hoppy BirthdayThe pub celebrates Terry's birthday. Janet tries to make Steve jealous.4Monkey's UncleThe guv tries to stand up to Greg Thompson after Leslie beats up Greg's nephew.5King BarstewardGuv is nominated for the Grand Order of Barstewards.6Date with DensityA heatwave inside the pub makes Janet crazy. The guv prepares for his first date in a year.7Getting Diggy with It...The beer garden is changed into a car park, but work is halted when human remains are found.8The Pub That Forgot Time...The remains reveal that the pub is sitting on the site of the oldest pub in Britain.9Fawkes/OffThe Guv is missing his son on his birthday.10Help! The AgedThe guv's free-drinks-for-pensioners special backfires.11More Tea Vicky?Ms. Jackson makes a surprise inspection. Terry gets engaged ... again.12Day of the TrivheadsThe pub squares off against the Queen of Hearts on Fact Hunt.13Greetings Stout YeomanA slimy salesman convinces the guv to sell Irish stout.14Only When I LaughThe Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital.15Playing Silly BuggersThe Guv tries to cheer up Janet while a drug dealer takes up residence in Pops' chair.16Bar HumbugThe Guv prepares Christmas dinner at the pub.17New Year's SteveGreg Thompson lures the regular to the Queen of Hearts to meet ""Cheeky"" Alan Supple.18The Return of Martin GreerThe guv's favorite classmate at the academy returns.19Jukebox FuryMs. Jackson reveals that she's pregnant.20Farts of DarknessTerry mourns for his late mother.21A Dave, A Dave-OJanets boyfriend visits from Australia. Terry romances Lesley.22All the World's a StagTerry prepares for his wedding until a secret is revealed. Greg proposes to Janet.23It's a Wonderful PintThe pub's regulars try to get the guv out of bed after ten months of seclusion.Season 2
