Valentine's DaySeason 11964 · 34 episodesEpisodes1The Life You Save Is Yours2Fraudulent Female3How to Live without Dying4Triple Trouble5Call Me No Cabs6If Africa Speaks, Don't Answer7The Baritone Canary8The Old School Tie9Yen Ku Horowitz10The Hottest Game in TownRocky falls in love with an aspiring comedienne.11Bride and Gloom12Cherry Blossoms in New York13Teahouse of the Bankrupt Moon14Sea the Seasick Sailor15All Through the Night16Follow the Broken Pretzel17The Double ShamaguchiVal is dating clean-living author Donna who surprises him with various health foods. Rocky inadvertently proposes to Pat, who he's nicknamed Yum Yum. Rocky tried to break the engagement but her two huge brothers are out to convince him otherwise. Rocky hires Tommy to pose as his son and tells the brothers he's already married. They don't believe him so Val poses as Rocky's grandfather, wearing Oriental garb including a black belt. Pat's brothers Fugi and Shigi know that a black belt wearer cannot lie and when Grandfather Val tells them Rocky is married they believe him. They then ask Val to see his famous Shamaguchi judo hold, which Val turns into a double by knocking both to the floor. Donna shows up with mock hamburger casserole which Val hands to Rocky with orders to burn. The next day Val learns that Fugi and Shigi used the double shamguchi in their latest wrestling match.18The Sweet Smell of Wampum19Which Witch?20Two Weeks With Pay21All Right Louie, Drop That Blue PencilJuggy breaks out of prison to bring Val his manuscript Jailbirds Can't Fly South. Val wants to publish it but finds Juggy violently sensitive to any editorial changes. Val and O.D. Dunstall throw Juggy a party to celebrate his forthcoming book but Juggy shows up with two thugs intent on robbing the guests.22For Me and My Sal23Sin Has Two Faces24Mad, Mad Momma25The Title Fight26Viva Valentine27The Man Who Shot the World28Mama Loathes Papa29Instant Father30Tell Me in English31Farrow's Fling32A Muffin Is Not a Tart33I'll Cry at My Wedding34Climb Upon My Knee, Sonny Boy
