AliceSeason 71982 · 23 episodesEpisodes1Sorry, Wrong LipsDebbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.2Do You Take . . . ?Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.3The Secret of Mel's DinerThere's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.4Alice at the PalaceJoel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.5Joel Grey Saves the DayJoel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""6Alice's Turkey of a ThanksgivingAlice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.7Carrie on the ReboundCarrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.8Jolene's Brother JonasJolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.9Alice Sees the LightEveryone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.10Vera the VirtuosoVera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.11Alice Faces the MusicThe waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.12Tommy, the JailbirdAlice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.13Jolene and the Night WatchmanJolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.14Mel's Dream CarMel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.15Come Back Little SharplesMel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.16Vera, the TorchVera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.17The Grass is Always GreenerIn role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.18Tommy Fouls OutAfraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.19Vera on the LamAfter Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.20Mel's Cousin Wendy?To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.21Sweet Erasable MelMel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.22Tommy Hyatt, Business ConsultantUsing Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.23Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the BagJolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.Season 1Season 2Season 3Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 8Season 9
