Season 8

1983 · 23 episodes

Episodes

1Mel is Hogg-TiedBoss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit. Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should.
2Vera's Secret LoverA secret lover is sending Vera everything from poems to balloons.
3Jolene Gets Her WingsEveryone's up in the air over Jolene's maiden flight as a part-time stewardess.
4Alice's Blind DateAlice's dinner date with a high-school flame who's now blind turns into a delightful trip down sensory lane.
5It Had to Be MelA popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel.
6The Over-the-Hill GirlsBoth Carrie and Alice are turned down as singers by a supper club owner who thinks they're too old for the job.
7Vera Gets EngagedWho would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking.
8Vera's WeddingAfter a whirlwind courtship, Vera walks down the aisle with her intended.
9The Robot Wore PinkAfter Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche.
10'Tis the Season to Be JealousWorking undercover as Santa Claus, Vera's new husband spots her kissing her former fiance.
11Tommy Goes Overboard
12Vera, the Horse ThiefNo one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer.
13Jolene Throws a CurveTrophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she won't pitch on his softball team.
14Lies My Mother Told MeAfter 40 years, Mel learns that his mother lied when she told him his dog was a war hero.
15Alice and the Devoted DentistWhen Alice chips a tooth eating Mel's chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love.
16Alice's Hot Air RomanceAlice gets a ride but hardly a rise out of a sexist ballonist whose hot air isn't confined to his balloon.
17Dollars to DonutsAfter a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets he'll score in the betting business.
18My Dinner with DebbieBy proving she's a better cook than Mel, Vera's acerbic landlady may have found the elusive way to his heart through his stomach.
19Vera's Fine Feathered FriendsVera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom.
20Jolene is Stuck on MelJolene has second thoughts about marrying a TV game show host especially after a dab of permanent glue bonds her firmly to Mel.
21Don't Play It Again, ElliotA gift piano comes between Vera and Elliot when she can't pry him away from it.
22Mel Spins His WheelsMel disdains accommodating the handicapped until two sprained ankles give him a different view, from a wheelchair.
23Be It Ever So CrowdedVera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise.