Season 3

1993 · 28 episodes

Episodes

1ComediansBeavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.
2CarwashNeeding money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.
3Couch-FishingThe boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.
4IncognitoAfter being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.
5KidnappedBeavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.
6Naked ColonyWithout the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.
7TornadoThe boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.
8Cleaning HouseVan Driessen has Beavis and Butt-Head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.
9Scratch 'N' WinThe boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.
10Scared StraightPlaced in a "Scared Straight" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.
11Eating ContestBeavis and Butt-Head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.
12Sporting GoodsBuzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-Head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.
13Sperm BankBeavis and Butt-Head find a new way to make money.
14Buff 'N' StuffBuzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-Head to work out.
15Citizen Butt-headPrincipal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.
16Politically CorrectThe boys watch the touching drama "Joey Buttawipo: My Story;" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.
17Ball BreakersBeavis and Butt-Head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.
18Beavis and Butt-head Meet GodAfter seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie "Screwing Total Strangers," Beavis and Butt-Head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet "God" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.
19True CrimeBeavis and Butt-Head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.
20The TrialFor throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-Head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-Head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense.
21The CrushBeavis and Butt-Head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.
22Plate FrisbeeBeavis and Butt-Head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.
23CanoeThe school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-Head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-Head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making "his move" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.
24Young, Gifted & CrudeThe boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.
25Foreign ExchangeMr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi "Hiro" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.
26A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-headBeavis and Butt-Head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.
27Closing TimeWorking the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special "curly fries", find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector.
28Most WantedThe boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.