Season 5

1994 · 50 episodes

Episodes

1Held BackAfter failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.
2Killing TimeBeavis and Butt-Head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.
3Beard BoysThe boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.
4ChokeWhile eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-Head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the "Him-lick Manure" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.
5Safe HouseTodd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-Head's house and directs the boys to "act dumb" and keep him safe.
6Hard SellThe boys get jobs as telemarketers. Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-Head can't figure out what to do.
7WalkathonBeavis and Butt-Head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.
8Temporary InsanityThe boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).
9Dude, A RewardWhen Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their "captains", and return the camera for a reward.
10Walking ErectThe boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).
11Career DayThe boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.
12Plastic Surgin'Beavis and Butt-Head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.
13Take A NumberBeavis and Butt-Head go to the "Creatures of Rock" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.
14Beaverly ButtbilliesAfter watching "The Beverly Hillbillies" on TV Beavis and Butt-Head decide to dig for oil, but break a sewage line instead.
15Tainted MeatBeavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.
16Stewart Moves AwayBeavis and Butt-Head are taught how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.
17Top o' the MountainBeavis and Butt-Head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.
18PartyWhen the boys decide to throw a party so they can "cop a feel" it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.
19Wet Behind the RearsBuzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.
20Bad DogBeavis and Butt-Head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.
21Lightning StrikesImitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-Head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of "Betsy Wiener" from "Decency In Media".
22Dream OnBeavis and Butt-Head can't seem to get off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.
23Candy SaleThe boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.
24Animation SucksMr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-Head draw hundreds of "dead people" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.
25What's the Deal?Beavis & Butt-Head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.
26The History of WomenThe school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-Head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... so they admire her butt.
27To the RescueThe boys are featured on a "Rescue 911" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.
28I Dream of BeavisBeavis and Butt-Head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.
29Pregnant PauseHilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.
30Here Comes the Bride's ButtBeavis and Butt-Head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.
31ScreamersAfter watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-Head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.
32Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?Beavis and Butt-Head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.
33Skin TradeBeavis & Butt-Head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.
34Oil ChangeBeavis & Butt-Head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...
35ButtniksBeavis and Butt-Head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.
36Bang the Drum Slowly, DumbassLost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they "wrestle with their manhood". Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.
37Another Friday NightBeavis and Butt-Head kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.
38TiredThe two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.
39Close EncountersMcVicker sends Beavis and Butt-Head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.
40WomynBeavis and Butt-Head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.
41Premature EvacuationHighland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-Head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.
42WhiplashBeavis and Butt-Head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.
43Spare MeTwo babes want the boys to change their flat tire, and Butt-Head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.
44PatsiesThe "Positive Acting Teens" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-Head.
45Murder SiteThe boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-Head.
46Spanish FlyBeavis and Butt-Head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.
47Sexual HarassmentThe boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them "wood".
48Bus TripA bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.
49Green ThumbsThe boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.
50SteamrollerThe boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.