Dorkly BitsDorkly BitsSeason 22011 · 95 episodesEpisodes1White Mages are JerksThe best defense is a crappy offense.2Mega Man Needs To GoTo be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.3Mortal Kombat FriendshipThe greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.4Lifeguard MarioNo holding down B in the pool area.5The Mario Bros. Go HalfsiesSharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.6Mortal Kombat PervertEvery ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.7Mario Paint TortureDon't even get him started on Creed.8Excitebike ShopOverheating is radical.9Double Dragon Girlfriend8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.10Castlevania S&MIt's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.11Angry Birds FriendshipAngry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.12Sonic's Gambling ProblemWhat happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.13Resident Evil RoommateThis is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.14Crashing the Silent Protagonist PartyHe was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.15White Mage Dad is RacistGuess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.16The Koopa King's SpeechHe's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.17Metal Gear Solid Box Trouble18Rejected Sega IntrosHe'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.19Everybody Hates CronoThey'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.20King Hippo Disgraces Hippo People21Cammy's Dad (Street Fighter)If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.22Chargin' Chuck Gets Picked LastHe's game ready. And really, really desperate.23The Horrible Secret Behind Starter PokemonThis is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.24Kazooie is KidnappedLiving in a backpack is the least of her worries.25Final Fantasy Cover BardWe'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.26The Mushroom King"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.27Robotnik Breaks DownNever buy a pre-owned drillcar.28Ken Gets ExcitedHe's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.29Doodle Jump FallThe higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.30Link's DeathOur heart containers go out to his family.31Ice Climbers CliffhangerHe had his whole extra life ahead of him.32Mario's Horrifying DiscoveryWhat happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.33Rampage ApologyForgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.34Mario With A Portal GunThe shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.35Ecco's Friends Are Stupid DolphinsThey say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.36Donkey Kong Doesn't Back DownYou shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.37Sheik Crashes a Bachelor PartyYou don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.38Noob Saibot is a NoobHe's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.39Angry Birds vs. Tiny WingsImitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.40How Blinky DiedHe's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.41Mario Goes Down The Wrong PipeNo free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.42Mortal Kombat SitcomThey're going to kill you....43Captain America Uses DrugsHe's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.44Starcraft SCVs Go On StrikeNot enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.45The Diablo Townspeople Should MoveYou'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.46Kung Lao's Hat is DullThe only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.47Mario Meets With His AgentHe'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.48Sim City Monster Hates Your CityI think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.49Contra Henchman StrategyThey're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.50Mario Dumps Pauline"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.51Plants vs. Zombies Wall-nut Gets BittenTeamwork is infectious.52If Classic Games Had DLCBack in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.53Link to the Past with a Portal GunWhen life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.54Sonic Meets With His AgentThe fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.55Falco Adjusts His Attitude"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell.56Ghosts 'n Goblins Blacksmith57Inbred YoshiHis face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.58Koopa Troopa Does Stand-up ComedyEven seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.59Samus Meets With Her AgentBehind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.60Mega Man With a Portal GunDr. Wily wants him gone.61Sonic Wasn't Fast EnoughSpeed runs save lives.62Dr. Light's Gift to Mega Man XIt's better to give than to receive a terrible present.63Mortal Kombat Sitcom: Shao Kahn Comes to Dinner64Chill Penguin is ChillHe's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.65Tifa Embarrasses BarretIt's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.66Tails Can't DieOne fox, two tails, unlimited lives.67Smash Bros. FatalitiesThe ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.68Mega Man X Charges Too MuchIf at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.69Judgmental Mortal KombatNothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.70A Boy and his Blob ReunionYou don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.71Luigi Wears RedImitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.72Captain Falcon Can't Get InsuranceThat's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.73Diddy Kong CountryPlayer 2 has Player 1 aspirations.74NBA Lockout JamThe only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.75Bahamut Wants to Hang OutYou will rue the day you summoned him.76Mistaken Hero Identities77Mario's Mushroom Mix-upDoubling in size instantly is bad for your health.78NES Ninja Turtles Theme SongThese Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.79Robotnik Finally WinsThis isn't the game over he asked for.80Mario is a FurryIf you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.81The Frogger Menace"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.82Bastion Narrator Invades Other GamesInitializing raspy voice mode...83Vision Wants to be in the Avengers MovieYou've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.84Double Dragon DadIt's called tough love. Very, very tough love.86Chrono Trigger Time Travel Mix-UpDon't cross the (time) streams.87Mario Responds to PETANo animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.88Link's Yard SaleNothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.89Gordon Freeman Meets With His Agent"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.90Boos Man UpNight of the living dread.91Spy Hunter PrankstersNever trust the guy in the van.92How Diablo Destroyed Tristram93Pac-Man Plays SkyrimPsh, you can talk to your family anytime.94QWOP Guy Has SexIt's all in the limbs.95The Night Before Mario's ChristmasNot a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.96It's a Wonderful Extra LifeA toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.Season 1Season 3Season 4