Dorkly BitsDorkly BitsSeason 32012 · 89 episodesEpisodes1Zelda's BoyfriendYou must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.2Ash Gets a DigimonDigimon are not the champions.3Final Fantasy Thief Steals WalletHe's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.4Link Finds Ganon's WeaknessA true warrior fears no beep.5Fi Annoys LinkI'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.6Ski Free Yeti Gets DesperateHe's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.7Ken Wants to be RyuImitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.8Mario is Too MainstreamYou've probably heard of him.9Luigi Meets WaluigiYou can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.10Excitebike ManiacSportsmanship is for losers.11Bowser's Marital ProblemsNever base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.12Bioshock Little Sister's Big DateBig Daddy is just a tad overprotective.13Puzzle Quest Ogre is a NerdAll is fair in love and puzzles.14Tiny Tower Residents Can't LeaveThey've got everything you need forever and ever.15Red Wastes a MasterballHis first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.16Videogame Dog ParkPlayer 1's best friend.17Limbo with a FlashlightObjects may not be as scary as they appear.18Angry Sun Hates MarioHis first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.19Disney's Game of ThronesIn the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.20Mortal Kombat Security GuardIf they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.21Uncle Owen Ruins Star WarsA long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.22Zelda II Sex SceneA potion would have been far more tasteful.23X-Men Disappoint MagnetoThey could have at least sent X-Factor.24TMNT Child Protective ServicesThe government is cool, but rude.25Final Fantasy VII ControversyYou say tomato, I say tomana.26Fan Fiction Dragon Ball ZHis power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.27BurgerTime Chef Gets a New JobWhatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.28Mario Goes BerserkMario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.29Toad House Is RiggedMario doesn't like getting played.30Mega Man Meets The WireBaltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.31Hypno's Having TroubleGiven his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.32Jurassic YoshiAn adventure 16 bits in the making...33Mario Skips World 2Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.34Sub-Zero Stays DizzySometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.35Videogame RealtorShe can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.36Bug Catcher WaitsLife is harden for a bug-type trainer.37Sub-Zero's Glasses Are BrokenYou should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.38Disney Channel's Kingdom HeartsThe Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.39Regular Guiseppe, The Third Mario BrotherHe'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.40Pac-Man's Pac-WeddingGrab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.41River City Ransom GirlfriendThe secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.42Dhalsim's Losing His TouchHe’s stretching the truth.43'Legend of Zelda' Hermit Wants To HaggleIt’s dangerous to not take these deals.44Babality Is a Big ResponsibilityIt takes a true champion to raise a child.45Roller Coaster Tycoon DisasterThese rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.46Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Elevator TroublesSmall talk is NOT radical.47Bowser's Weekend With The KidsToday’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.48Donkey Kong Meets With His AgentThis is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.49Sonic Gets EngagedHe’s finally out of the Friend Zone.50Boos Meet a Real GhostHe’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).51Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 1 - The Journey BeginsA new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.52Legend of Zelda's 'Goodnight, Moon'A bedtime story for the next three days.53Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 2 - Rusty's RivalThe world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.54Jax's New ArmsHe’s armed and dangerous.55Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 3 - Team RocketIf you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.56Batman Goes to the MoviesHis movie-going experience must be more severe.57Peach's Revenge (Part 1)She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.58Paralyzed Pokemon ReturnsYou can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.59Resident Evil Political AdHe's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).60Iron Man's DrunkTony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.61Earthbound Photographer's SurpriseMaybe he should have just had them say "cheese.62Chrono Trigger Doppel Doll's Other UseHe's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.63Sonic Meets Original Fan CharactersHe's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).64Voltorb Doesn't Want To DieHe really doesn't want to bomb this battle.65Link's WishIt's not delivery, it's destiny.66Paperboy NewsroomA paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.67Superman's Bad DayThe man of steel needs to look out.68Banjo's Big Mix-Up69Link's Fun Uncle DiesIt's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.70Smoke's Not Doing WellFights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.71Emergency XCOM Meeting72Mario's ExExes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.73Mortal MisunderstandingIt's the beginning of the happy ending.74Legend of Zelda: The Se7en SagesHis sins are coming back to haunt him.75Robotnik's New NicknameYou can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.76Videogame Trick-or-Treating77Luke Skywalker's AdoptionA bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.78Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 4 - SnorcrashNothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.79Mario Can't Play the Warp WhistleMusic can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.80Nobody Likes the Toasty GuyIt's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.81Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 5 - Celadon MallNot even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.82Pokemon Daycare ReunionMagikarp never forgets.83Sonic, Lord of the RatsSave the vermin, ruin the world.84Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 6 - HM MadnessSome machines were meant to stay hidden.85Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 7 - EV TrainerIf you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.86Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 8 - Gym FightHit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.87Dad PiggiesNo one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.88A Mortal Kombat KhristmasYou better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.89Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 9 - The Newest Member of Team RocketPrepare for trouble, make it single.Season 1Season 2Season 4