Never the TwainSeason 31983 · 6 episodesEpisodes1Taking StockOliver and Simon have re-entered their partnership. They decide to do a stocktake. Oliver meets up with an old school friend, Bethan. Confusion ensues over a fake watch and a "pair" of candlesticks.2PartnersSimon receives an offer for his shop. Oliver thinks that Ringo has won the pools and breaks his partnership with Simon, offering Ringo a partnership. However, thinks are not what they seem for either man.3A Nose For QualityBoth Simon and Oliver believe that they have appointments to meet Lady Deveraux with a view to purchasing some of her antiques.4The End Of The LineOliver and Simon discuss the issue of grandchildren. David claims to have had a vasectomy. Oliver and Simon join a dating agency as an alternative route to continuing their family lines.5The Welsh ConnectionSimon and Oliver go on a health kick. An auction in Wales causes disagreement between the two men.6Not On The Same WavelengthSimon and Oliver are invited as guests onto a radio show. The two men become convinced that Lyn is pregnant.Season 1Season 2Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 7Season 8Season 9Season 10Season 11
