Never the TwainSeason 91989 · 7 episodesEpisodes1Just the TicketA series of mishaps contribute to a difficult day for Simon and, especially, Oliver.2A Point of HonourSimon advertises for an assistant for his shop but runs into trouble after interviewing one applicant.3A New Lease of LifeSimon is feeling melancholic and decides to make a big change to his life.4Aspects of LoveSimon arouses Oliver's suspicions and, in turn, Oliver is the subject of a rumour. These lead to gossip in the village.5NeighboursSimon holds a meeting of the Residents' Association. There is a new resident who is about to move in and this leads to a sleepless night for both Simon and Oliver.6Bonjour Paris!Off to Paris but soon they are in trouble at the restaurant and with the police, also causing a lot of trouble to an embassy official.7A Winter's TaleChristmas time. Simon and Oliver volunteer to keep watch overnight in the local church.Season 1Season 2Season 3Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 7Season 8Season 10Season 11
