Season 2

1989 · 24 episodes

Episodes

1Inherit the WindRoseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
2The Little SisterJackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
3Guilt by DisassociationInexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
4Somebody Stole My GalAfter a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.
5House of Grown-UpsRoseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
6Five of a KindA kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
7BOO!The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
8Sweet DreamsRoseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
9We Gather TogetherOn Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
10Brain-Dead Poets SocietyDarlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
11LobocopWhen Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
12No TalkingBecky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
13Chicken HeartsRoseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
14One for the RoadWhen the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
15An Officer and a GentlemanWhen Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
16Born to Be WildRoseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
17HairRoseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
18I'm HungryDan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
19All of MeRoseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
20To Tell the TruthRoseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
21Fender BenderRoseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
22April Fool's DayOn April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
23Fathers and DaughtersIn an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
24Happy BirthdayRoseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.