Season 5

1992 · 25 episodes

Episodes

1Terms of Estrangement (1)Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
2Terms of Estrangement (2)Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.
3The Dark AgesThe power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.
4Mommy NearestRoseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect, but much, much younger man.
5Pretty in BlackRoseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.
6Looking for Loans in All the Wrong PlacesDenied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.
7Halloween IVRoseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.
8Ladies' ChoiceNancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement center, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.
9Stand on Your ManThe Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.
10Good Girls, Bad GirlsRoseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.
11Of Ice and MenD.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.
12It's No Place Like Home for the HolidaysA Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.
13Crime and Punishment (1)Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.
14War and Peace (2)Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.
15Lanford DazeDarlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point
16Wait Till Your Father Gets HomeThe death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.
17First Cousin, Twice RemovedA wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.
18Lose a Job, WinnebagoThe Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.
19It's a Boy!Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend, David, to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.
20It was Twenty Years Ago TodayFor their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.
21Playing with MatchesDarlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.
22Promises, PromisesDarlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.
23Glengarry, Glen RoseyRoseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner, Roger, skips town.
24Tooth or ConsequencesDan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school but David is rejected.
25Daughters and Other StrangersRoseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.