Season 10

2012 · 23 episodes

Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

1I Changed My Mind About the MilkWalden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
2A Big Bag of DogZoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
3Four Balls, Two Bats and One MittAlan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
4You Do Know What the Lollipop's ForWalden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
5That's Not What They Call It in AmsterdamDespite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
6Ferrets, Attack!Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
7Avoid the Chinese MustardWhen Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
8Something My Gynecologist SaidAlan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
9I Scream When I PeeAlans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
10One Nut JohnsonAlan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
11Give Santa a Tail-HoleWalden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
12Welcome to AlancrestAlan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
13Grab a Feather and Get in LineAlan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
14Run, Steven Staven! Run!Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug ItWhen Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
16Advantage: Fat, Flying BabyDepressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
17Throgwarten Middle School MysteriesWhen Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
18The 9:04 from PembertonAfter a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
19Big Episode. Someone Stole a SpoonAlan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
20Bazinga! That's from a TV ShowWalden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
21Another Night with Neil DiamondAlan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
22My Bodacious VidaliaWith encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
23Cows, Prepare to Be TippedWalden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

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