Season 7

2009 · 22 episodes

Charlie's romantic past catches up to him, Alan's financial woes deepen, and Jake's teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.

1818-JKLPUZOCharlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
2Whipped Unto the Third GenerationWhen Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
3Mmm, Fish. Yum.Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
4Laxative Tester, Horse InseminatorAlan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
5For the Sake of the ChildJake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
6Give Me Your ThumbAlan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
7Untainted by FilthAlan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
9Captain Terry's Spray-On HairWhile Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
10That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
11Warning, It's DirtyJake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
12Fart Jokes, Pie and CelesteJake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
13Yay, No Polyps!Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
14Crude and Uncalled ForCharlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
15Aye, Aye, Captain DoucheChelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
16Tinkle Like a PrincessCharlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
17I Found Your MoustacheCharlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
18Ixnay on the Oggie DayCharlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His GraveAlan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
20I Called Him MagooAlan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
21Gumby with a PokeyCharlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
22This Is Not Gonna End WellCharlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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