Very Mary-KateSeason 12010 · 19 episodesEpisodes1Moving OutI get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.2Moving DayMy bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.3BodyguardGot legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.4BabyI consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.5Baby DaddyBodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.6DepressedI’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.7HangoverI learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.8FightI know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.9Philip Seymour HoffmanI get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.10CatI decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.11Back to SchoolI’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.12ExtensionCan I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.13PaperI ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.14CrushIt’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.15AshleyguardBut Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!16NightmareQuiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!17Zac EfronA date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!18Philip Seymour Hoffman 2Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.19GunDo you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?Season 2Season 3Season 4
