Very Mary-KateSeason 32011 · 24 episodesEpisodes1Raise Your HandI can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.2MagazinesMagazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.3JetlagCan’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.4SantaTwas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.5Presentation 4War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.6Jewish Looking GirlShe’s a rock star of David.7LayersIt’s freezing cold under all these layers.8Call My PhoneSing along! Actually no, just find my phone.9TrentaStart the morning with a gallon of joe.10Evil DragonIt’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.11PoliceI fought the law and the law was a jerk face.12Mug ShotIs this the duckface of a criminal?13JailMary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.14DishwasherMary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.15Pillow TalkMary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.16Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.17Sleeping in ClassMary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.18Professor’s PresentationMary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.19Slumber PartyFirst one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.20PillsTake once per day with a picture of food.21CometMary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.22Draw SomethingMary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.23The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.24Summer HouseMary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.Season 1Season 2Season 4
