Season 5

2000 · 20 episodes

Episodes

1The Perils of PollingBobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.
2The Buck Stops HereBobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.
3I Don't Want to Wait...As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.
4Spin the ChoiceBobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.
5Peggy Makes the Big LeaguesThe Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.
6When Cotton Comes Marching HomeCash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.
7What Makes Bobby Run?Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.
8'Twas the Nut Before ChristmasBill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.
9Chasing BobbyPeggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.
10Yankee HankieWhile a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.
11Hank and the Great Glass ElevatorBill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.
12Now Who's the Dummy?Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.
13Ho Yeah!Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.
14The ExterminatorRepeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.
15Luanne Virgin 2.0As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.
16Hank's ChoiceWhen Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.
17It's Not Easy Being GreenHank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.
18The Trouble With GribblesDale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.
19Hank's Back StoryWearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.
20Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love StoryBobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.